Greased lightning

By NotMyFootprints - 20/01/2022 08:01 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my housemate whined at me for tracking dirt into the house, saying how she shouldn't have to mop the floor after me, and that we have a doormat for a reason. She'd have a point, except I always walk barefoot indoors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 807
You deserved it 115

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Where's the dirt coming from? You probably need to catch the dirt-tracking intruder who's coming into your house!

Wash your damn feet then...

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Where's the dirt coming from? You probably need to catch the dirt-tracking intruder who's coming into your house!

Are you playing in the dirt outside? Because it sounds like your feet are grimy and full of dirt, and your housemate is tired of cleaning dirty footprints all over the house.

Wash your damn feet then...