Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
Today, I found out my son has been lying about being sick. He kept complaining so I took him to the doctor and got him some medicine. Now he’s actually sick because he took meds he didn’t even need. He did it solely so he could get an expensive get well soon gift. FML
Today, I saw a girl texting at school. I told her she might want to put her phone away before she got a detention. She turned around and I saw she was changing her insulin level on her pump. She has diabetes. FML
Today, I figured out why I have been feeling so drowsy and lethargic for the past week. My daughter had been slipping sleeping pills into my coffee as payback for taking her phone away. FML
Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML
Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML
Today, my 13 year-old son had a seizure in the middle of his history class. We were at the hospital for three hours and several expensive tests later he informed me he faked the seizure so he could get out of a group presentation. He was so proud that he was such a good actor. FML
Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML
Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher, saying that he raised his hand during a test to say he "couldn't focus, because the ‘metroids’ are harassing me.” Apparently, he forgot about the test and took a healthy dose of shrooms right before. FML
Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML
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goodfella925 0
**** that, smash that xbox to the side of his head:/
DocBastard 40
That's bad parenting, plain and simple. Any kid raised right would never dream of pulling a stunt like this, especially when it puts his parents' health at risk. You brought this on yourself. Now it's up to you to set him straight before the nasty behaviour gets worse.
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clemcool_fml 0
beat. his. ass. and if he's too big, make a call to you local PD and see if they can't arrange a little lesson taught about respect. it's not a real charge obviously, but they could make it out to be, like intent to harm or something. ask them to pick him up, book him, and scare him a little, if they won't, oh well, but a lot of local police are more than happy to help if they can.
Lehk 9
apt-get-install foot-in-ass
abasio 1
Someone needs a beating! Just do it!
underguarded 20
Your child needs a swift punch to the face. what a ******* douche of a child
leethewrestler 0
YDI. don't you ever, EVER touch a guys controllers. never ever.
SICchic94 0
oh my GOD. grow the **** up already it's a stupid xbox!!! look when I have kids if they ever did something like that there's no way in hell I'd hesitate to take the whole xbox away along with all phone privileges ya it sucks it's happened to me but I survived my friends all love xbox I get it but kids NEED to be disciplined.
pegpeg66 0
you are a really bad parent...
ilin97 0
haha thanks for the idea gonna need that one.
imsobad 0
I would have done the exact same thing. never take away the motherfucking xbox controllers. and don't say I don't have feelings, I have diabetes too xD
imsobad 0
I would have done the exact same thing. never take away the motherfucking xbox controllers. and don't say I don't have feelings, I have diabetes too xD
NoFackYourLife 0
I would have stopped buying your meds for you bitch, stealing meds would equal your death, not mine.
zarfman 0
u deserved it bitch