Today, while having sex for our first time, my boyfriend decided to test out a theory he heard about, that conversation during sex makes it more enjoyable. His way of doing it? He looked me straight in the eye and asked, "How 'bout them Brewers?" We're from Wisconsin. That's our local sports team. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. All of the sudden, he whispered in my ear, "Do you want to hear a Minecraft joke?" FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight in the eye and ask him: "What's the first thing you think about when you look at me?". His answer: "Can I finish my steak?" FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, on a movie date with my boyfriend, it took me a while to understand why he was leaning on his elbow during the entire thing. He had an earpiece cupped in his hand and was listening to a soccer match. FML
Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebee's for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked, "How was it?" he says, "It was terrible", to which I said, "The food was that bad?" He replies, "No, the sex". FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML
Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey table. FML
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bmadd 0
don't act like you didn't enjoy it
nateball 0
Yeah, that sounds like a Wisconsin person. he should have been doing you in the ass and said how about them Packers. now then it wood have made sense.
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Comments (172)
mrmaks18 7
wrong ball game but i might have some ideas of my own
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
well op he was just trying. next time you guys will know from heads up Bo more talking during sex.
perdix 31
Good thing he didn't talk about brats, beer and cheese curds -- you both would have come forcefully too quickly, and have to get dressed and consume massive quantities of those awesome Wisconsin delicacies! Soon, you two will be too fat and drunk to have sex anymore.
adamreds33 0
lmao I would do the same thing!
piratebaseballer 0
Hey don't hate on the brewcrew. Even if they're only in 4th place.
xXLenaXx 0
Better than the "so is it hurting? are you coming? why are you moaning, what does that mean, am I hurting you? wow am I coming? I think I might be coming" conversations... Those are considerably less smooth than discussing sport. :P
joeinthedark 18
Don't forget the famous 'does this feel good? How about this?' Or 'Am I/Are you in yet?'
xXLenaXx 0
Oh yeah, how could I forget. Basically a running commentary of what is happening.
smokergirl420 0
Agreed, those do get old after a while, but then again it's better than my bf who one day got the idea to yell out "oh, my dick feels like corn!" That was a mood killer.
xXLenaXx 0
Hahahaha that is an absolute win! Not at the time I guess, haha. Or there's your boyfriend thinking "this feels good" actually translates to "I dare you to jump off me, open the curtains and start doing the meet spin for all to see from the street at night". Yah. That's why I love him though. :D
smokergirl420 0
My favorite thing he ever did was when he waiting for us to just about start and the looked at me and said "Baby... ARE YOU READY!!" in some weird announcer voice.
shadowsbane 0
Get him back by saying how sexy one of their players is.
Reegeet 0
big deal! that's not an fml at all
Reegeet 0
hey 25 and 40!
trogdoorknob 0
At least a boy wants to go near you. Recent FMLs are stupid as he'll.