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People are so mean!
You just need to be creative! Buy a universal remote and fight fire with fire!
What if the op asks these questions constantly due to insecurity? I'd be annoyed if she was serious. Why would you be with ur g/f unless you loved her? To me that says she doesn't trust me and thinks of me as a heartless player or trashy
He'll tell you he loves you when he's ready to tell you.
OP doesn't need to buy a universal remote. Her boyfriend comes with one built in.
OP was talking to her boyfriend while he was trying to watch TV so of course he would turn up the volume. OP was simply being rude :P
That just means he has so much love for you that he needs time to think of a proper way to tell you.
If Toddlers and Tiaras was on its a different story...
Need a break? Have a kitkat!
Well at least he didn't try and mute you.
I got muted once. If it ever happens to you, just know that the only way to reverse it is to eat out Donald trump... I'm still a mute for obvious reasons...
*mute mime makes manic messages meaning many meanings*
Awkward...
Actions speak louder than words??
Well they say the biggest lie you can ever tell someone is "I love you" when you don't
Agreed. At least she knows, instead of him saying it and not meaning it.
Ouch
People over exaggerate things on FML. You never know the real circumstances. She could have upset him prior to saying she loved him. He's probably not a jerk or he wouldn't have a gf to begin with. And if it were a real issue she could just walk away from it all. What it comes down to, is it was probably his favorite show!
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Well at least he didn't try and mute you.
Actions speak louder than words??