Today, while having sex for our first time, my boyfriend decided to test out a theory he heard about, that conversation during sex makes it more enjoyable. His way of doing it? He looked me straight in the eye and asked, "How 'bout them Brewers?" We're from Wisconsin. That's our local sports team. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. All of the sudden, he whispered in my ear, "Do you want to hear a Minecraft joke?" FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight in the eye and ask him: "What's the first thing you think about when you look at me?". His answer: "Can I finish my steak?" FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, on a movie date with my boyfriend, it took me a while to understand why he was leaning on his elbow during the entire thing. He had an earpiece cupped in his hand and was listening to a soccer match. FML
Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebee's for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked, "How was it?" he says, "It was terrible", to which I said, "The food was that bad?" He replies, "No, the sex". FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML
Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey table. FML
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bmadd 0
don't act like you didn't enjoy it
nateball 0
Yeah, that sounds like a Wisconsin person. he should have been doing you in the ass and said how about them Packers. now then it wood have made sense.
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towboatdude 0
that's just not a turn on. I'm sorry but sports and sex????? a little slutty dirty talk about what I'm gonna do to you and where it's gonna go. that should hit the spot.
simplyapril 4
He was just trying to get his bat and ball taken care of... could have been worse... he could of worn a cheese head... ((I am from wisconsin as well))
wantsreallovin10 0
hey I live in Wauwatosa Wisconsin. haha small world.
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
YDI for being from the midwest
cjstarsky73 0
GO CUBS!
MissWeeezyBabyyy 0
Local team? its part of the MLB.
boatkicker 5
That doesn't make it any less of a local team..... It just makes it a more important local team. On that note, Go Red Sox. lol.
laughalotgirl15 0
I'm from Wisconsin and that's no surprise
FlonkertonChamp 6
i swear, so many of these FMLs are ridiculous... have a sense of humor! that would have absolutely cracked me up.
FlonkertonChamp 6
i also would have found it funny.
aj_dev 0
hahahahha @ 140...Carrie May creeps me the fuxk outttttt