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By Anonymous - 08/01/2022 02:01

Today, while I was at work, my dumbass husband gave his dead rabbit a Viking funeral by sending it down the river behind our house in a crate he set on fire. It got stuck on a tree, which caught on fire, along with the field and the warehouse next to the field. The police think he did it on purpose. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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Who's dumber in this story: your husband or the cops? Just recover the scorched rabbit carcass to support the idiot Viking funeral claim.

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rebelwithmouseyhair 17
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I'm sorry that's an FML for you but for some reason this has me crying with laughter. Every detail is perfect. I'm just wondering how old your husband is.

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Aiden89 23

For better or for worse?

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RichardPencil 30
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Who's dumber in this story: your husband or the cops? Just recover the scorched rabbit carcass to support the idiot Viking funeral claim.

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rebelwithmouseyhair 17
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I'm sorry that's an FML for you but for some reason this has me crying with laughter. Every detail is perfect. I'm just wondering how old your husband is.

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Wadlaen 23

As a norwegian (like many of the vikings) I've got to say this sounds exactly like the vikings would have done it!😅

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Trevain 0

This is too funny, my mind went straight to DOOM where demons killed Doom guys pet bunny daisy and I can't get I out of my head now

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