Friends, Facebook, Social Media and Love: She goes to another school

She goes to another school

By Wow. - 18/12/2013 18:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 601

You deserved it 15 190

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By psycho ex - 03/05/2013 00:16 - Brazil

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 845

You deserved it 3 964

By darkman28 - 07/04/2009 05:21 - United States

Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 481

You deserved it 4 558

By Anon - 09/10/2013 05:21 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I asked my friend to crop me out of her profile picture on Facebook because I look terrible in it. She responded that she wasn't going to, because it made her look better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 908

You deserved it 5 520

By Anonymous - 10/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 183

You deserved it 926

By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 08:37 - Australia

Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 373

You deserved it 11 563

The final straw

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 10:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 935

You deserved it 276

Fake it til you make it

By Anonymous - 07/06/2023 18:02 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 145

You deserved it 1 105

By moonlight77 - 11/01/2019 14:00

Today, I deliberately snapped a pic of myself and edited it to add to my story, in order to make my ex think I have a life on a Saturday night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 202

You deserved it 2 201

By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 07:32 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, my sister sent me countless pictures of my boyfriend making out with different girls at a bar. His excuse? Photoshop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 211

You deserved it 4 329

Many such cases

By sadlife - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 612

You deserved it 59 574

Welshite 39

Wednesday 18 December 2013 23:37

That's called stalking. Does your girlfriend know she's your girlfriend?

DeoVolente 13

Wednesday 18 December 2013 23:38

You could've just said that you wanted it as a phone background. She probably would have allowed that one

Comments

Welshite 39

Wednesday 18 December 2013 23:37

That's called stalking. Does your girlfriend know she's your girlfriend?

xMnky 8

Wednesday 18 December 2013 23:40

Well that depends on if they went on a romantic walk at night but only one of them knew about it!

lilpsyco 16

Wednesday 18 December 2013 23:40

She just doesn't know she loves him yet, but I'm sure he'll help her figure that out soon enough.

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Wednesday 18 December 2013 23:46

1 - They've been together for two years, but this is the first time OP's girlfriend has heard about it. Eventually, she'll get a restraining order on OP because he keeps being "a creep", but she'll never understand his love for her. What a tragedy. *sigh* I should really talk to the parole officer and explain my situation. He'll understand :3

jazzy_123 20

Wednesday 18 December 2013 23:52

well I don't know... I met my boyfriend's best friend's mom a couple weeks ago. She loves my boyfriend and he's always at their house, and when I finally met her she said, "oh lord so it's true! you DO have a girlfriend.. it was about time!" haha she didn't believe him, it was funny.

euphoricness 28

Thursday 19 December 2013 0:55

Why does he need to prove he has a girlfriend? That insecure?

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Thursday 19 December 2013 1:53

From personal experience, 36, I know I pick on my pals that insist they do indeed have a woman, just poking fun at em til' I actually meet the poor girl who chose to date any single one of my buddies. OP probably got sick of all the constant "No girl would ever date a hairy bastard like yourself" comments, and decide to prove that even the son of Sasquatch can get a date every once in a blue moon.

wcc7777777 5

Thursday 19 December 2013 5:30

#45- You seem like you need to lie down and talk about that

bubblyhayley 16

Thursday 19 December 2013 9:59

is this the guy from the fml above about not knowing her 'boyfriend'

grace31297 14

Thursday 19 December 2013 23:03

Did you surprise her with flowers and chocolate?

DeoVolente 13

Wednesday 18 December 2013 23:38

You could've just said that you wanted it as a phone background. She probably would have allowed that one

cheshirecat13242 32

Thursday 19 December 2013 0:29

I saw Op's phone background...it was totally 'shopped..

gc327072 30

Thursday 19 December 2013 0:30

30- could you tell by the pixels?

cheshirecat13242 32

Thursday 19 December 2013 2:46

31--yes sir, that's exactly how I spotted it!

RenoTheRhino 30

Wednesday 18 December 2013 23:38

It's alright OP. Introduce your girlfriend to your friends so they know you're not lying.

Zarniclopsindorf 24

Wednesday 18 December 2013 23:39

I'ld love to hear the girlfriend's side of this story......

CJB3228 17

Wednesday 18 December 2013 23:41

"Today, this weird guy I've barely known for a month asked me to take a picture with him just to prove he could get a girlfriend. FML"

PancakeSlap 23

Thursday 19 December 2013 1:22

Maybe she just didn't want to take a photo. It doesn't necessarily mean she is ashamed of OP.

imaxmain 24

Thursday 19 December 2013 7:57

Today, this guy I had a blind date with once came up to me claiming that I'm his girlfriend. He wanted to take a photo with me to prove it to his friends. FML

HeadlessSparrow 20

Wednesday 18 December 2013 23:40

Did you try making it Facebook official? But there should be many opportunities where you can introduce her to your friends!

EvilPotato 14

Wednesday 18 December 2013 23:41

I wonder why she refuses to have her picture taken with you. Not a very good sign.

jkmartinjk 16

Thursday 19 December 2013 0:35

If OP told her that he wanted the picture just so he could show his friends she probably feels used so that he can be "cool."

Siererrr 13

Thursday 19 December 2013 2:19

My boyfriend and I have been together for four years and he refuses to take pictures all the time. He just doesn't like taking pictures and isn't a huge fan of social media in general.

darthjulez 11

Thursday 19 December 2013 19:38

I actually live with my boyfriend and have been for over a year and there isn't any photo evidence of him even existing, so no one believes me. Some people don't like photos being taken.