Intimacy: Caught

Caught

By Anonymous - 14/10/2011 16:30 - Reserved

Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 03:55 - United States - Portland

Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today at work, the security threw out an old man in his 80s that had been caught masturbating while hiding in the ladies changing room. I thought it was funny until my manager told me to clean up that very same changing room with the old man spunk all over the wall and floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2016 13:36 - Estonia - Tartu

Today, at the hardware store, I had to physically restrain my senile grandpa from trying to take a crap in one of the display toilets. FML

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By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML

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By iwantaraise - 14/10/2015 01:55 - Australia

Today, while on the job as a cop, I was breaking up a loud house party. We were just doing one final check of the house, we walked into the bathroom to find a kid furiously wanking in the bath. This isn't the first time I've seen something like this. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 03:19 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By scarredforlife - 12/02/2016 09:00 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, I experienced one of those moments in life you never forget. I walked into a homeless man masturbating in a parking garage stairwell. FML

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By sadfantasy - 31/03/2016 06:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, the mentally-challenged teen who sometimes comes into my restaurant gave me a hug as usual. I thought it was sweet, until a coworker let me know he immediately goes and jacks off in the bathroom after. FML

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Wanker

By fired - 09/08/2013 22:17

Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML

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By lindsaykay - 18/04/2012 00:07 - United States

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

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ILoveEggnog 7

Friday 14 October 2011 21:27

I always do it in the model kitchens.

techweed 12

Friday 14 October 2011 21:27

They may be a lot of no smoking signs, but there ain't no no masturbating signs. Happy Fingers!!!

Comments

BabyDoll817 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:00

Lmao. That's better than me catching some kid taking a shit in the model toilets at Lowes.

ericke9_fml 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:12

sorry about that dude

ms_YoungMula 8

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:19

Those new refrigerators and the smell of paint really got op going lol

The_creator_fml 2

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:27

Gotta try it out before you buy it...

MrIncredibleSME 3

Saturday 15 October 2011 7:07

Maybe he was testing it out... you know, try it before you buy it.

Mxpxdude189 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 8:21

that's naaasty

ising20 1

Saturday 15 October 2011 8:32

why would anyone say YDI? ha. I mean its not much of an FML either, but it does suck on your half! sorry OP!

hilary56 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 9:31

Really, how classy. And how do you get turned on in home depot? Just sayin.

G0v3nat0r 7

Saturday 15 October 2011 9:54

What the...? Why would anyone do that?

ILike_Dancing123 19

Saturday 15 October 2011 10:10

He's just christened his bathroom :L

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