By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

Spicy
Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
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Should have asked if she needed a hand.

And she didn't even have the courtesy to put one of those wet floor warning signs outside the door? It wouldn't even require too much modification to fit the situation…

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I guess she got fingered

Yea, she did...

#8 I'm pretty sure that's a British term for being caught, its a pun

Never heard of that phrase #12

You guys have never heard that? It's an old saying but even over here in America we've used that term before. (Then being caught one, not the sexual one)

And she didn't even have the courtesy to put one of those wet floor warning signs outside the door? It wouldn't even require too much modification to fit the situation…

I got the joke, don't worry.

Ignore the downvotes, that joke was golden,

That's what good... ah I can't get another comment moderated

You should have offered to give her a hand ... Or at least a mop handle ;)

You should've stopped at mop. I think that would've been funnier. Than again, i think that this should've been a longer more involved story. With pictures.

she let her fingers do the walking. . .

Slippery when wet??

That's an interesting twist - usually it's a dude getting caught masturbating in public in these things, not a chick, lol. But hey, Equality for Everyone, right? LOL!

A "Do not disturb" sign sure would have ... Wait on it ... Come in handy.

did she have the door to the stall open or did you here the sound of macaroni and cheese being stirred in a bowl?

I'm never eating mac and cheese again

Ditto. Kinda makes me wonder if someone was eating mac and cheese in the stall, and op jumped to conclusions?

I will continue to eat Mac'n Cheese but only when in proximity to somebody masturbating.

Yeah I always eat Mac n cheese in the stall

Anyone want to eat Mac'N'Cheese in a stall with me?

Edited. Nothing to see here move along! :)

ezrajab 22

Did you ask if she needed a hand?

guess she wanted to get off early.