By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

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Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
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lonelysquid93 6
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Should have asked if she needed a hand.

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Tripartita 44
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And she didn't even have the courtesy to put one of those wet floor warning signs outside the door? It wouldn't even require too much modification to fit the situation…

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luze_fml 0
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I guess she got fingered

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_Adog2645 24
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Yea, she did...

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Manifestdestiny 6
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#8 I'm pretty sure that's a British term for being caught, its a pun

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sweetpotato301 7
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Never heard of that phrase #12

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CliffyB03 28

You guys have never heard that? It's an old saying but even over here in America we've used that term before. (Then being caught one, not the sexual one)

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Tripartita 44
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And she didn't even have the courtesy to put one of those wet floor warning signs outside the door? It wouldn't even require too much modification to fit the situation…

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JohnnyKade 25
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I got the joke, don't worry.

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SonOfIzalith 7
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Ignore the downvotes, that joke was golden,

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ajk168 22
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That's what good... ah I can't get another comment moderated

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RichardPencil 30
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You should have offered to give her a hand ... Or at least a mop handle ;)

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manofmerr 27
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You should've stopped at mop. I think that would've been funnier. Than again, i think that this should've been a longer more involved story. With pictures.

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tosdyke 16
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she let her fingers do the walking. . .

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dakid87 10

Slippery when wet??

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prophetsam 12

That's an interesting twist - usually it's a dude getting caught masturbating in public in these things, not a chick, lol. But hey, Equality for Everyone, right? LOL!

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RichardPencil 30
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A "Do not disturb" sign sure would have ... Wait on it ... Come in handy.

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maritime1992 5
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did she have the door to the stall open or did you here the sound of macaroni and cheese being stirred in a bowl?

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Arashikage 18
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I'm never eating mac and cheese again

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manofmerr 27
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Ditto. Kinda makes me wonder if someone was eating mac and cheese in the stall, and op jumped to conclusions?

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Tripartita 44
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I will continue to eat Mac'n Cheese but only when in proximity to somebody masturbating.

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annyruok 0
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Yeah I always eat Mac n cheese in the stall

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tygerarmy 35
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Anyone want to eat Mac'N'Cheese in a stall with me?

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Garagedwella 26
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Edited. Nothing to see here move along! :)

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ezrajab 22

Did you ask if she needed a hand?

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kyu_Q 19

guess she wanted to get off early.

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