Today, in a hardware store, I had to physically restrain my senile grandpa from trying to take a crap in one of the display toilets. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML
Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML
Today, I have to take care of my abusive grandpa. He's smearing poop all over the wall and peeing on the bed again. It's still morning and I'm bracing myself for doing this five times a day. FML
Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
Today, as caregiver, I had to physically remove the shit my grandpa had stuck in his rectum, because he doesn't remember how to shit. He barely knows who I am, which is good because when he remembers who he is, he becomes an abusive asshole. I'm 27. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
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AbbotsfordVandal 14
What I've found is that after a certain age you stop giving a shit and in this case, start taking *****
Justkidding100 41
well... did you succeed?
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Comments (30)
Justkidding100 41
well... did you succeed?
The_Avatar 22
Old age is a rough mistress. At least you love him enough to help him out.
pjsr 33
Seems like I've seen this in a few movies and tv shows
emeraldarcher74 30
Happy ********.
AbbotsfordVandal 14
What I've found is that after a certain age you stop giving a shit and in this case, start taking *****
Muppet_B 3
He must have got the idea from the first Jackass movie.
RichardPencil 32
And your reward for your heroic deed: changing his crap-filled diaper. That ain't right.
HollyQuinn 21
He should be on Jackass.
trucker2 33
Next... Will be Bad Grandpa and a soda machine
mcruff 12
Donald glover can kinda relate to this
RememberSchlitz 9
As a former hardware store employee who has had to deal with that situation taken to its disgusting completion, I thank you on behalf of those who did not have to deal with it on this occasion. They know not from what you saved them.