Caught
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By lindsaykay - 18/04/2012 00:07 - United States
I always do it in the model kitchens.
'No honey, I don't think that's caulking.'
OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD!
He probably thought since it was a model bathroom, there would be supermodels there. He probably got such a huge boner while waiting for them that he couldnt wait anymore. So really it's your fault for not clarifying what kind of model bathroom you meant.
LMFAO I'm sorry but kudos for you xD! Number 36 xD!!!
Must have been awkward, imagine the other guy's pov...
67- I hate you so much. :(
latest fml, I was just harmlessly scratching my balls at home depot when some guy working there threw me out.fml
Its a girl 101 yeah that's right this fml just got a lot sexier que porno music
Is Home Depot something like IKEA? Cause if it is, they sure do have some nice model bathrooms.
Oh yeah, home depot! So exciting! Oh! Home depot! Yeah! Oh yeh!!!
Anonymous FTW
I work there! Not at this one though. Thankfully.
Are you serious???
I'm a dude 142
you dont know what home depot is??!??!?!?!?!?!?!? WOW.
They may be a lot of no smoking signs, but there ain't no no masturbating signs. Happy Fingers!!!
Very true. Next time try making a creative sign with a line through a stick guy masturbating saying, "If you think you're doing this here, beat it." Something along those lines.
Shane's mom, FTW.
Wait so the sign is suposed to encourage that? I mean beating it in public...
Luckily though, masterbaiting in home depot is frowned upon. Like masterbaiting on a air plane.
76- That was a pun. A real pun.
oh, shane dawson, you dirty son of a bitch
"it's not illegal, only frowned upon...like master bating on an airplane."
DrDilllonReese, you sir are quite punny.
Yessss! Another shane dawson luver as i assume :))
112- Why thank you, I try. Not that hard though. It's natural talent from my typing fingers.
You are my best friend now! Shane lover :D
did you let him finish?
Did she help him finish?
Blue balls.
74- that just gave me the weirdest boner :(
The real question is what the **** did you too talk about on that awkward drive home..
Shoulda group jerked with him
Op is a girl, moron.
Just like an airplane, right 77?
4 shoulda not commented.
I hope op didn't join in, her manager wouldn't have liked her jerkin around on the job
Actually, I'm pretty sure that is illegal...
That must have been fun
Or really f'in gross! :(
He was advertising for them. "A restroom so nice, you just cant wait to **********!"
You have eye boogies.
You are right, those are some malignant looking eye boogies. Haha, malignant such a funny word:)
so funny. I bet that was pretty embarrassing for both of you.
His internet must've been out so he probobaly came (no pun intended) to ********** to the catalog
Maybe he's just into that kind of stuff. I mean there are some pretty freaky fetishes out there lol.
You sound like a jerk. Get off the kid's case. Come on, give him a break.
Obviously
I'm with the writer of the fml...there is a time and place for that, and that isn't one of them. Good for the guy for kicking the stupid ass out! I wouldn't have wanted to see that!
Ha! It was a girl.... Just saying.
Blackmail111 - jerk? Get off? Come? Do I need to spell it out for y...wait, I already did.
I thank you for putting my thoughts into a comment form guy above me.
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I always do it in the model kitchens.
They may be a lot of no smoking signs, but there ain't no no masturbating signs. Happy Fingers!!!