By Anonymous - 14/10/2011 16:30 - Reserved

Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 573
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I always do it in the model kitchens.

They may be a lot of no smoking signs, but there ain't no no masturbating signs. Happy Fingers!!!


I always do it in the model kitchens.

'No honey, I don't think that's caulking.'


flockz 19

you rang?

yamatelle 19

More jerking, more doing. That's the power of Home Depot. That sounds really wrong.

He probably thought since it was a model bathroom, there would be supermodels there. He probably got such a huge boner while waiting for them that he couldnt wait anymore. So really it's your fault for not clarifying what kind of model bathroom you meant.

LMFAO I'm sorry but kudos for you xD! Number 36 xD!!!

Must have been awkward, imagine the other guy's pov...

enonymous 8

I usually ask for a shop vac and some alone time at my Lowes. Never had a problem

Damn_Hippster 11

Next time he should try it when no one is looking!

67- I hate you so much. :(

latest fml, I was just harmlessly scratching my balls at home depot when some guy working there threw me out.fml

Its a girl 101 yeah that's right this fml just got a lot sexier que porno music

Is Home Depot something like IKEA? Cause if it is, they sure do have some nice model bathrooms.

Oh yeah, home depot! So exciting! Oh! Home depot! Yeah! Oh yeh!!!

Anonymous FTW

I work there! Not at this one though. Thankfully.

enonymous 8

130 thank you for showing me the ladies room.. Can you please give me a MTV like cribs walk thru!?

Are you serious???

chane1100 6

#110 Tits or GTFO.

I'm a dude 142

you dont know what home depot is??!??!?!?!?!?!?!? WOW.

They may be a lot of no smoking signs, but there ain't no no masturbating signs. Happy Fingers!!!

Very true. Next time try making a creative sign with a line through a stick guy masturbating saying, "If you think you're doing this here, beat it." Something along those lines.

Shane's mom, FTW.

Wait so the sign is suposed to encourage that? I mean beating it in public...

Luckily though, masterbaiting in home depot is frowned upon. Like masterbaiting on a air plane.

76- That was a pun. A real pun.

oh, shane dawson, you dirty son of a bitch

"it's not illegal, only frowned master bating on an airplane."

DrDilllonReese, you sir are quite punny.

Yessss! Another shane dawson luver as i assume :))

112- Why thank you, I try. Not that hard though. It's natural talent from my typing fingers.

You are my best friend now! Shane lover :D

did you let him finish?

Did she help him finish?

74- that just gave me the weirdest boner :(

The real question is what the fuck did you too talk about on that awkward drive home..

Shoulda group jerked with him

IAmNotAnAnimal 9

No. That's just weird.

MattRoseen 12


Op is a girl, moron.

Just like an airplane, right 77?

4 shoulda not commented.

I hope op didn't join in, her manager wouldn't have liked her jerkin around on the job

Actually, I'm pretty sure that is illegal...

That must have been fun

Or really f'in gross! :(

iknowimawesome 13

Aren't the models open from one side? To display it to the public...?

m0tl3ycru3 0

Kinky o.0

He was advertising for them. "A restroom so nice, you just cant wait to masturbate!"

You have eye boogies.

You are right, those are some malignant looking eye boogies. Haha, malignant such a funny word:)

iknowimawesome 13

The eyeliner got in my eye :P

so funny. I bet that was pretty embarrassing for both of you.

Blackmail111 9

His internet must've been out so he probobaly came (no pun intended) to masterbate to the catalog

xAttackAttackx 25

Yeah. Of course, because the catalogs in Home Depot are such a turn on.

Maybe he's just into that kind of stuff. I mean there are some pretty freaky fetishes out there lol.

Blackmail111 9

If the tools at home depot don't give you a hard on then you're 1.Gay 2.A girl

Listerinekiss_fml 7

He probably couldn't hold it in any longer and needed to relieve himself all over

You sound like a jerk. Get off the kid's case. Come on, give him a break.

Blackmail111 9

hah was that a pun?

Blackmail111 9

hah was that a pun?

I'm with the writer of the fml...there is a time and place for that, and that isn't one of them. Good for the guy for kicking the stupid ass out! I wouldn't have wanted to see that!

Ha! It was a girl.... Just saying.

Blackmail111 - jerk? Get off? Come? Do I need to spell it out for y...wait, I already did.

every1luvsvag 10

Yes, you're fucking back.

I thank you for putting my thoughts into a comment form guy above me.