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He probably thought since it was a model bathroom, there would be supermodels there. He probably got such a huge boner while waiting for them that he couldnt wait anymore. So really it's your fault for not clarifying what kind of model bathroom you meant.
I always do it in the model kitchens.
They may be a lot of no smoking signs, but there ain't no no masturbating signs. Happy Fingers!!!