By Anonymous - 14/10/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I realized the closest I've ever been to being hit on was with a car in the school parking lot. Even then, the guy claimed he "didn't notice" me. FML
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FMLandurstoo 9

The nice man down the street noticed you.

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The_Creeper_fml 8
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I "didn't notice" this fml.

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Deadzombie 2

You must have....

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bassdredd 2
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are you Bella Swan?

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enonymous 8

If it makes you feel better OP I noticed you and I will creep on your internets all you want

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yamatelle 19

It's ok, OP, at least you will not have to hear all the awful pick up lines people have been coming up with lately. I swear, I'm not even making this up. This guy in my calculus class once said, "If you were cosine squared and I was sine squared, we would make one." I was stuck between a laughing and a "What the fuck?" moment.

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hinchkongfang 0
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So, if he didn't see you, how did he even get close to hitting on you?? Did he hit you with his car? Or was he just practicing his pickup lines out loud??

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FMLandurstoo 9

The nice man down the street noticed you.

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EvilCupcake8361 9

haha......ur a creeper

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Uramonkey 11
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42 - thatsthejoke.jpg

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AnaBanana1918 7

That's so mean!

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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At least you ain't fat(:

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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At least you ain't fat(:

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samsea 5
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Act like a whore then you will get noticed, it worked for me.

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buttercupp2137 0

man, that's just some great advice. smh.

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samsea 5
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I know, it's a way to get noticed but maybe not the best way (sluts need love to).

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buttercupp2137 0

sluts wouldn't need say, "sluts need love too," if they weren't sluts in the first place.

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Hey, it still counts!

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onorexveritas 23

oh my god I am so sorry- oh its you, never mind. lmfao

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