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I "didn't notice" this fml.
^boooooooo
are you Bella Swan?
It's ok, OP, at least you will not have to hear all the awful pick up lines people have been coming up with lately. I swear, I'm not even making this up. This guy in my calculus class once said, "If you were cosine squared and I was sine squared, we would make one." I was stuck between a laughing and a "What the ****?" moment.
So, if he didn't see you, how did he even get close to hitting on you?? Did he hit you with his car? Or was he just practicing his pickup lines out loud??
fyl OP :(
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Haha!
At least you ain't fat(:
At least you ain't fat(:
Act like a ***** then you will get noticed, it worked for me.
I know, it's a way to get noticed but maybe not the best way (***** need love to).
Bella!?
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The nice man down the street noticed you.
Bella!?