Oh, hai Mark!

By scarredforlife - 12/02/2016 09:00 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

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Today, I experienced one of those moments in life you never forget. I walked into a homeless man masturbating in a parking garage stairwell. FML
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NakuEh 27

Ever wish those memory wipers from Men in Black really existed?

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NakuEh 27

Ever wish those memory wipers from Men in Black really existed?

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hellnosucka 27

take out your eyeballs. marinate them in clorox for a few days. wash them thoroughly. let them dry in the sun. repeat process a couple of times before returning eyeballs to sockets.

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PePziNL 20

Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in eye socket.

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Timmip12 9

Lol it's been a while since I've seen one of these

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dudeutookhrs 24

Those places are always full of surprises

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M3DO 24

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onlychildFTW 33

Oh yeah I'm sure OP just dropped to his knees in excitement. It's not like he posted a **** My Life about it. Oh wait...

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Warm_Apple_Pie 21

Maybe if the OP dropped to his knees, the homeless man wouldn't have been masturbating ;)

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COSaikou 7

LOL for OP, but not for the homeless guy...or for him...depends in how ya look at et

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Publikwerks 14

Why don't people knock anymore?!?!

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BlueBaronBitch 22

Why would he decide that would be the best place..

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JustinJK 21

He's homeless lol. The world is his house.

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BlueBaronBitch 22

I suppose.. there's just better places he can do that though..

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tomvertigo 17

Do you diddle your flesh fiddle wherever you are in your home, #25? Or do you use restroom/bedroom? There are places he could go.

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xx000o 27

For him it was the right place at the right time (assuming that he's right hand dominant) for her it was the wrong place at the right time.

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mthurston 14

Lol @ "diddle your flesh fiddle"

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