Bored stiff
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made my whole grocery list out in my head. While having sex with my fiancee. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me his bucket list. Normal bucket lists are beautiful, full of sweet things like, "See Paris with my wife" or, "Learn to play the piano". His was all childish destructive bullshit like, "Throw dynamite out of a car window" or, "Get my ass eaten out." FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend felt the need to ask me if I could get my ladder and clean the ceiling, because it looked dusty with a spiderweb in the corner. I didn’t realise I was so boring in bed that she had the time to examine the ceiling and plan my chore list. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
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rd_404 0
1. Not Him
cicpjaky 6
list: 1. buy BIG vibrator. 2. get a BF that performs better. 3. get milk and eggs
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Comments (278)
mn20 1
Time for a new sex toy.
krissydreams 0
haha maybe get him a book s3x for dummies :P
falloutboylove7 0
obv your boyfriend is terrible at sex lol
Friaza 29
Clearly the OP is overweight/lazy and wasn't even moving. Atleast her boyfriend tried. Nobody wants a lazy woman who only knows spends her time coming up with bitchy stories to tel her friends.
AmethystRain 20
I'll agree with her being lazy, but where does "overweight" come into the picture?
jren207 24
I'm guessing "having sex with boyfriend" won't be on that list?
Carlie_McCartney 1
Sounds like my kinda guy(: rofl just kidding. that sucks. sorry D:
roobin302 0
he must not be as great as i am ! lol
isaiahfiegel 0
lol
Brotallicus 0
To Do #1 have an orgasim
daylight123 0
shit tht sucks similar shit ha happened to me before wished I was with a dif guy :p
ilovegeorgie 0
wow you're a total bitch. just break up with him if he doesn't satisfy you... smdh