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By Anonymous - 18/05/2014 04:48 - United States

Today, while lifeguarding, I slipped and fell from my chair and onto the cement. Embarrassed and actually quite hurt, I tried to climb back up to the chair, but it tipped. I fell half onto the cement half into the pool, just before the chair landed on top of me. FML
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geekbuscus 19

Come on, OP. Don't let gravity bring you down.

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DeeDeeJay 15

That sounds painful. I hope somebody helped.

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James_is_Mexican 25

On a serious note, Are you Ok? Cement is pretty unfriendly

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sweetbliss3 37

yikes. i hope youre not injured too bad. besides that, id be having a big talk with the owner of the place, bc those chairs just shouldnt fall off. good luck and heal quickly.

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thefmlcounter 1

I think omg is an understatement

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thepersonyouknow 9

Your comment has nothing to do with the comment you replied to

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Jakob2255 12

#44 how do you figure that remark is not related

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Lacist 19

Well honestly number 16 probably replied to number 1 to have their comment at the top.

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incoherentrmblr 21

This sounds like a scenario that stick figure death animation would do...

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geekbuscus 19

Come on, OP. Don't let gravity bring you down.

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IloveToLaugh143 21

Hopefully OP has life alert. It seems like gravity refuses to let you up.

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NeatNit 32

Once you've fallen over once you just can't stop. It's a slippery slope! Good luck on your next trip to the ER!

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badluckalex 23

I put YDI because it seems like op is very clumsy. I hope nobody else got hurt though

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ignorantpopcorn 12

71- It's not OP's fault if he's clumsy. Why would anyone choose to be clumsy?

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SpamPam 18

I down voted your comment because you're an asshole

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dingostacy 14

#71. If that was you having lifeguard chairs fall on you or you slipping on wet cement, would you put a YDI? Didn't think so. Just saying. Sounds like bad luck if you ask me. Feel ether OP

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JesterJosh 5

All OP had to do was sit there. You had one job!

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DeeDeeJay 15

That sounds painful. I hope somebody helped.

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MattM95 16

I'm sure it hurt more emotionally/mentally than physically considering other people saw him.

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DrownedMyFish 18

This made me think. Who helps the life guard if the life guard needs help? Is there some sort of life guard for the life guard?

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littlekellilee 45

Other lifeguards! We had one of ours fracture his wrist running to make a save. We splinted it and sent him to the hospital.

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rocker_chick105 31

41- that reminded me of the Spongebob episode where he's procrastinating on writing his paper, so he asks the mailman who delivers his mail. "Is there a never chain of mailmen delivering mail to other mailmen?

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thelittlemissy 29

I think you've got this wrong. You're supposed to save people, not be in need of saving.

NinjaDitto623 14

Why is this so downvoted? I thought it was funny!

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Palirose 22

Obviously because it's more of an idiotic asshole remark apposed to actually being funny, 62.

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Dthsapprntc 23

My guess is they laughed their asses off. It might be on facetube.

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Nasir_Jones 12

I suppose they took out their cell phones and took pictures

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Lebeaugars95 20

'Ole clumsy Carmen is at it again'

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JustinKirby 20

I guess you need to be saved more than anybody else.

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FrozenMusic 26

I really hope some people watching were nice enough to help OP

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DeadPixel4 29

I cringed at the thought of that. Feel better OP.

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OzzMonster 10

You sir, are in the wrong field of work

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Carpenter_C 14

I'd say op is in a better field than construction, firefighting or any other job that may require longer ladders. Stay close to the ground my friend!

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Mandybruin 15

I agree. Stunt woman might be a better position for OP.

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