By Anonymous - 13/09/2017 01:30

Today, I ordered a surveillance camera for my home. The package got stolen after being delivered. I think they're onto me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 822
You deserved it 250

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I’m sure you got great video catching the thief in the act on your surveill... Wait...

Every breath you take, every move you make, every order you place, I'll be watching you.

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I’m sure you got great video catching the thief in the act on your surveill... Wait...

I'm sure he got picture of th-...hold up a second...

Every breath you take, every move you make, every order you place, I'll be watching you.

"Eh, I don't know, but did you ever have the feeling you was being watched?"

Budget cutbacks. There is probably a CIA safe house somewhere in your neighborhood.

Installing surveillance cameras is like helping the CIA expand it's network.

I see what they did there, unfortunately, you couldn't

Buy a dildo and have the store put a note on the box that says "The Perfect Gift".

Why don't you just have your packages you ordered sent to your local post office or ups store

Amazon Locker ftw.