By Anonymous - 13/09/2017 01:30

Today, I ordered a surveillance camera for my home. The package got stolen after being delivered. I think they're onto me. FML
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You deserved it 255
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RichardPencil 30
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I’m sure you got great video catching the thief in the act on your surveill... Wait...

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jfsiv 17
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Every breath you take, every move you make, every order you place, I'll be watching you.

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RichardPencil 30
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I’m sure you got great video catching the thief in the act on your surveill... Wait...

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tonyfan00 38
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I'm sure he got picture of th-...hold up a second...

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jfsiv 17
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Every breath you take, every move you make, every order you place, I'll be watching you.

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Glowworm56 26
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"Eh, I don't know, but did you ever have the feeling you was being watched?"

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Donut_Wizard 23

Budget cutbacks. There is probably a CIA safe house somewhere in your neighborhood.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Installing surveillance cameras is like helping the CIA expand it's network.

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jediloader 12
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I see what they did there, unfortunately, you couldn't

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tonyfan00 38
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Buy a dildo and have the store put a note on the box that says "The Perfect Gift".

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davecross 11
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Why don't you just have your packages you ordered sent to your local post office or ups store

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johnnyswallop 18
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Amazon Locker ftw.

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