Shaving!

By John Doe - 07/01/2020 05:00

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Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 066
You deserved it 468
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jbuckets_404 38

Actually, that is true, but that's not why I do it.

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KingAdrock 16

Maybe she just wants you to clean up down there, AND get a confidence boost. 'Cause srsly, if she shaves, waxes, or trims but your junk looks like a jungle; that ain't fair.

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jbuckets_404 38

Actually, that is true, but that's not why I do it.

9 2
alycion 38

Is she going at your ego so you do some much needed cleanup or or do you really need the illusion? Only way to judge.

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protoskore 27

yep, by nearly an inch, depending on how long past puberty you are

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KingAdrock 16

Maybe she just wants you to clean up down there, AND get a confidence boost. 'Cause srsly, if she shaves, waxes, or trims but your junk looks like a jungle; that ain't fair.

8 2