Shaving!

By John Doe - 07/01/2020 05:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 983
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Actually, that is true, but that's not why I do it.

Maybe she just wants you to clean up down there, AND get a confidence boost. 'Cause srsly, if she shaves, waxes, or trims but your junk looks like a jungle; that ain't fair.

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Actually, that is true, but that's not why I do it.

Is she going at your ego so you do some much needed cleanup or or do you really need the illusion? Only way to judge.

yep, by nearly an inch, depending on how long past puberty you are

Maybe she just wants you to clean up down there, AND get a confidence boost. 'Cause srsly, if she shaves, waxes, or trims but your junk looks like a jungle; that ain't fair.