By FreshDonuts - 28/02/2015 05:03 - United States - Antioch

By FreshDonuts - 28/02/2015 05:03 - United States - Antioch
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Oh dear. OP I'm sorry about that. At least she appreciates your penis, right?
It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!
But it's tough to get to England in a row boat.
Ha ha ha
well at least she's appreciating it
oooh that's rough OP. I'm sorry, but hey at least she's appreciating it!!!!
Tell her you're going to start appreciating the little things in life starting with her tits.
Small boobs are awesome though...
Great come back but small breasts are amazing!!!
Assuming they are small, if not then that comeback isn't going to work.
No, you should say her brain, or contribution to your relationship.
I'd have replied "Even a 747 looks small when flying into the Grand Canyon."
Lol!!
Couldn't have said simple things in life...
#12 not when they're mosquito bites.
Ouch! Some people like small though?
Really, WHO? Exactly!
It's not necessarily the size, it's how you use it ;)
Women that don't enjoy getting torn and bleeding every time they have sex.
Man, what a dick... that pun was so lame that I deserve to be exiled from the FML community forever
*waves handkerchief*
Never forget CitricAcid ????-2015
Yikes. Don't forget to use plenty of ice on that burn.
Sounds like OP doesn't need any further shrinkage.
Or aloe.
If she doesn't appreciate it some else will
But she is appreciating.. That's the point of the FML..
Zing! Where does your girlfriend do her standup?
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Tell her you're going to start appreciating the little things in life starting with her tits.
oooh that's rough OP. I'm sorry, but hey at least she's appreciating it!!!!