Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML
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FreshToDeathEf
| 12
Tell her you're going to start appreciating the little things in life starting with her tits.
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toongler
| 23
oooh that's rough OP. I'm sorry, but hey at least she's appreciating it!!!!
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Melix
| 31
Oh dear. OP I'm sorry about that. At least she appreciates your penis, right?
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EvilTurtle
| 35
It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!
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13ky13
| 20
But it's tough to get to England in a row boat.
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1PersonIsMyWorld
| 22
1-not sure why you're in the negative while 2 is in the positive. ..total logic.
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hamrtym
| 15
Because he second guessed it. confidence is key especially when talking about yiur dick. Also, I made a typo and I'm not going to correct it. Cus I have a big dick and little things don't matter.
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edmunson
| 22
Ha ha ha
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sashakotlik
| 14
well at least she's appreciating it
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kingsabbo
| 10
Is she really though?
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Doesn't matter, had handjob...
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toongler
| 23
oooh that's rough OP. I'm sorry, but hey at least she's appreciating it!!!!
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FreshToDeathEf
| 12
Tell her you're going to start appreciating the little things in life starting with her tits.
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Welshite
| 39
Small boobs are awesome though...
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Classy_Sassy15
| 18
Great come back but small breasts are amazing!!!
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FreshToDeathEf
| 12
I never said they weren't great! I love all boob sizes :D
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money2g
| 7
Assuming they are small, if not then that comeback isn't going to work.
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Gillett
| 23
No, you should say her brain, or contribution to your relationship.
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JMichael
| 25
I personally enjoy boobs that fit in the palms of my hands.
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tygerarmy
| 35
I'd have replied "Even a 747 looks small when flying into the Grand Canyon."
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drugsRfun
| 13
Lol!!
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little_one
| 20
Couldn't have said simple things in life...
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randompizzaguy
| 17
#12 not when they're mosquito bites.
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mistress_paz
| 30
Ouch! Some people like small though?
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Gillett
| 23
Really, WHO? Exactly!
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1PersonIsMyWorld
| 22
no one!!
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Dovahkiin_1997
| 22
It's not necessarily the size, it's how you use it ;)
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shepp626
| 11
Women that don't enjoy getting torn and bleeding every time they have sex.
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cantik20
| 5
Woman vagina have the depth too you know. The average of the depth is 3-5 inches, and when its aroused add 2-3 inches more approximately.
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CitricAcid
| 21
Man, what a dick...
that pun was so lame that I deserve to be exiled from the FML community forever
that pun was so lame that I deserve to be exiled from the FML community forever
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warsun
| 27
*waves handkerchief*
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Retaheki
| 27
Never forget
CitricAcid
????-2015
CitricAcid
????-2015
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aukaylaheath
| 16
Omg.
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gurbism
| 16
Yikes. Don't forget to use plenty of ice on that burn.
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marcranger
| 28
Sounds like OP doesn't need any further shrinkage.
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buckstop1
| 37
Or aloe.
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liamk_26
| 16
If she doesn't appreciate it some else will
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appletreee
| 29
But she is appreciating.. That's the point of the FML..
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BlondePsycho
| 43
Zing! Where does your girlfriend do her standup?