By FreshDonuts - 28/02/2015 05:03 - United States - Antioch

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Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML
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FreshToDeathEf 12

Tell her you're going to start appreciating the little things in life starting with her tits.

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toongler 23
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oooh that's rough OP. I'm sorry, but hey at least she's appreciating it!!!!

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Melix 31
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Oh dear. OP I'm sorry about that. At least she appreciates your penis, right?

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EvilTurtle 35
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It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!

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13ky13 20
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But it's tough to get to England in a row boat.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

1-not sure why you're in the negative while 2 is in the positive. ..total logic.

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hamrtym 15

Because he second guessed it. confidence is key especially when talking about yiur dick. Also, I made a typo and I'm not going to correct it. Cus I have a big dick and little things don't matter.

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edmunson 22
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Ha ha ha

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sashakotlik 14
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well at least she's appreciating it

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kingsabbo 10

Is she really though?

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incoherentrmblr 21

Doesn't matter, had handjob...

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toongler 23
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oooh that's rough OP. I'm sorry, but hey at least she's appreciating it!!!!

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FreshToDeathEf 12

Tell her you're going to start appreciating the little things in life starting with her tits.

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Welshite 39
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Small boobs are awesome though...

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Classy_Sassy15 18
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Great come back but small breasts are amazing!!!

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FreshToDeathEf 12

I never said they weren't great! I love all boob sizes :D

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money2g 7
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Assuming they are small, if not then that comeback isn't going to work.

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Gillett 23
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No, you should say her brain, or contribution to your relationship.

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JMichael 25

I personally enjoy boobs that fit in the palms of my hands.

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tygerarmy 35
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I'd have replied "Even a 747 looks small when flying into the Grand Canyon."

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little_one 20
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Couldn't have said simple things in life...

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randompizzaguy 17
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#12 not when they're mosquito bites.

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mistress_paz 30
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Ouch! Some people like small though?

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Gillett 23
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Really, WHO? Exactly!

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

no one!!

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Dovahkiin_1997 22
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It's not necessarily the size, it's how you use it ;)

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shepp626 11
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Women that don't enjoy getting torn and bleeding every time they have sex.

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cantik20 5

Woman vagina have the depth too you know. The average of the depth is 3-5 inches, and when its aroused add 2-3 inches more approximately.

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CitricAcid 21
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Man, what a dick... that pun was so lame that I deserve to be exiled from the FML community forever

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warsun 27
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*waves handkerchief*

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Retaheki 27
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Never forget CitricAcid ????-2015

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aukaylaheath 16

Omg.

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gurbism 16
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Yikes. Don't forget to use plenty of ice on that burn.

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marcranger 28
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Sounds like OP doesn't need any further shrinkage.

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liamk_26 16
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If she doesn't appreciate it some else will

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appletreee 30
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But she is appreciating.. That's the point of the FML..

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BlondePsycho 43
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Zing! Where does your girlfriend do her standup?

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