By FreshDonuts - 28/02/2015 05:03 - United States - Antioch

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Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML
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FreshToDeathEf 12

Tell her you're going to start appreciating the little things in life starting with her tits.

oooh that's rough OP. I'm sorry, but hey at least she's appreciating it!!!!

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Oh dear. OP I'm sorry about that. At least she appreciates your penis, right?

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!

But it's tough to get to England in a row boat.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

1-not sure why you're in the negative while 2 is in the positive. ..total logic.

hamrtym 15

Because he second guessed it. confidence is key especially when talking about yiur dick. Also, I made a typo and I'm not going to correct it. Cus I have a big dick and little things don't matter.

Ha ha ha

well at least she's appreciating it

kingsabbo 10

Is she really though?

incoherentrmblr 21

Doesn't matter, had handjob...

oooh that's rough OP. I'm sorry, but hey at least she's appreciating it!!!!

FreshToDeathEf 12

Tell her you're going to start appreciating the little things in life starting with her tits.

Small boobs are awesome though...

Great come back but small breasts are amazing!!!

FreshToDeathEf 12

I never said they weren't great! I love all boob sizes :D

Assuming they are small, if not then that comeback isn't going to work.

No, you should say her brain, or contribution to your relationship.

JMichael 25

I personally enjoy boobs that fit in the palms of my hands.

I'd have replied "Even a 747 looks small when flying into the Grand Canyon."

Couldn't have said simple things in life...

#12 not when they're mosquito bites.

Ouch! Some people like small though?

Really, WHO? Exactly!

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

no one!!

It's not necessarily the size, it's how you use it ;)

Women that don't enjoy getting torn and bleeding every time they have sex.

cantik20 5

Woman vagina have the depth too you know. The average of the depth is 3-5 inches, and when its aroused add 2-3 inches more approximately.

Man, what a dick... that pun was so lame that I deserve to be exiled from the FML community forever

*waves handkerchief*

Never forget CitricAcid ????-2015

aukaylaheath 16

Omg.

Yikes. Don't forget to use plenty of ice on that burn.

Sounds like OP doesn't need any further shrinkage.

If she doesn't appreciate it some else will

But she is appreciating.. That's the point of the FML..

Zing! Where does your girlfriend do her standup?