By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML
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Turn around and get it washed again. It's worth £10.

I guess you haven't read that many FML's, when I think of the worst ones they usually have to do with physical or emotional pain, vomit can be cleaned off.

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Ouch. This is one of the worst FMLs I've ever read! FYL indeed, OP.

Mmmm... yummy.

What a witty retort, maybe next time you should think before you spew for first.

All I can say is that I hope you had good windshield wipers!

I guess you haven't read that many FML's, when I think of the worst ones they usually have to do with physical or emotional pain, vomit can be cleaned off.

For the record #1s comment was simply "Ouch", they've obviously edited it since then, but dang, guess I'm the douche bag.

#51, I thought you were making a pun, "spew" so I thumbed your comment up.

#52, I thought that too. Then, my brain went to Harry Potter and I felt compelled to up vote the comment. Weird how that works, right?

You haven't been here very long, have you?

If you got married to them that would be a funny "how we met" story

Wha..... Never mind ehhh.... Huhhh

why would they get married...?

arandomusernameaa 20

Love at first chunder...

Sure, my comment got buried, but how come #17 got thumbs up

That's sick! No pun intended.

There was obviously a pun intended or you could have rephrased that many different ways. You must be so cool that you didn't mean to make the pun, it just happened as you were typing two words and decided to announce there was a pun in your damn comment. How stupid do you really think the FML community really is?!?

That time of the month #28?

Yea #33 but hey at least FML just awarded me for biggest asshole

There were obviously words or you could have just not said anything. You must be so cool that you didn't mean to say the words, it just happened as you were typing two words and decided to announce you had nothing to announce. How stupid do you think the FML community really is?!?

Plot Twist: it was the car washer's marketing strategy.

You people are mean. I'm not trying to be cool, I was just informing the first guy that I had nothing to say to his comment. I don't see why there would be any point arguing with a stranger on an app. I don't think anybody is stupid, I'm not like that. You shouldn't resort to being horrible to someone you don't even know.

Groady! Sorry OP. Hopefully it rains soon.

Turn around and get it washed again. It's worth £10.

How much is that in American $?

There's an app for that.

Also, Google could tell you. It's Google.

Should have scraped the vomit off of your car, collected it, sped up, and threw it back at the van... Oh wait, nevermind, its vomit.

And I thought that birds shitting on my car after washing it was bad.

Hope you had the windows up.

I've never heard of retractable windscreen glasses. Is this some sort of European trend?

@18, even if the vomit hits the windshield, the fact it splattered means that it is able to go into the side windows. So I too hope OP's windows were up.

@18 To answer your question, have you never seen an old style World War era Jeep?

@26 those old Volkswagen jeep thingy with no roofs? Of course! Although I'd ve more worried about the vomit splashing back on my head after it impacts the windscreen...

Unless OP's car is a convertible, now I can see the vomit splash on top of his head, uugh....

@18 Or an older vehicle with the tip-out front windows?