Backhanded

By wtf - 14/09/2011 18:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
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PSQ91 6

She's trying not be offensive. You should be grateful to have her.

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Comments

icic6772 0

I'm not trying to be racist but are you Asian?

0 2
EPICROCKERNINJA 8

Uh....isn't that a good thing? I mean she likes you just as you are...

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perdix 29

Wow! Now you have to live in constant fear of your girl getting her pussy reamed out by a guy who is normal. You know what they say, "Once you go average, you never go back."

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ganjaone 2

U should be grateful to have her.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Cheer up, there's quite a market for midget ****.

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wriptidez 0

ismt average 6 or 7 inches

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woodrow68oo 2

Average in America for caucasion males is about 5.5". The more honest men become, the smaller the average becomes.

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tjmsc83 0

Whats your girlfriend doing out of the kitchen?

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rabblegabble 0

I love my boyfriends 5 inter

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tonnyfong 3

It's must be incredibly small to be "cute". Lol. Fyl.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

No, the equivalent is a loose pussy. Plenty of guys don't mind/prefer small ****.

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