Students, Stranger danger and Love: Avoidance

Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 87 199

You deserved it 7 005

Fête de la Musique: Notes et Négligences
When melodies meet misadventures, the Fête de la Musique becomes a symphony of laughter! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 271

You deserved it 7 393

By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 323

You deserved it 4 605

By Anonymous - 09/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 257

You deserved it 298

By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 576

You deserved it 69 603

By brooke - 21/03/2012 17:12 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 183

You deserved it 69 446

Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 098

You deserved it 20 248

By roar_shark - 11/07/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 264

You deserved it 30 140

By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 778

You deserved it 55 505

By thicklysettled - 20/07/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 529

You deserved it 3 377

By mywillyisdisappointed - 05/12/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 742

You deserved it 3 399

Dutchie2010 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:54

hahahhahahahaah...you should have pulled into the driveway and rolled down your window and said "woah you live here too??"

dino_witha_cape 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:55

Hahaha. "Well, that's funny, because so am I." and then park and walk into your house. she'd be the embarrassed one x)

Comments

wolfman1224 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:26

She should be the one writing an FML

r37s4090Xl7N 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 0:33

OP missed an opportunity

998thehat432 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 0:37

I think by girl he likes, he means like, has a crush on,... not likes as a person... I'll bet that they've actually hung out before, are friends, he likes her, she obviously doesn't care for him much, but hangs out with him, cuz of his friends or something... I don't think she went, oh shit, i'm gonna get raped, I think she went, ****, it's this annoying dude.

shacala 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:01

From anyone else point of view but yours and hers, that is hilarious.

saba_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 3:35

what..the...ffawk? if she lives in ur house how don't u know her

nazooer 11

Sunday 19 April 2009 4:07

Stuck up bitch

elikesbubbles137 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 6:00

freaking sucks for the bitch! hahaha

fedora_fan13 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 6:10

#168 please tell me you're kidding

gstn_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 6:57

aww thats sweet tho

MidnightHighway 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 7:54

I don't see why people think it wasn't her being a bitch. If he was the one who was coming home from SCHOOL. And he LIKED her, so definitely means they know eachother; whether its well or not lmao. I wanna know what happened after! :'( Hahahha.