FML : Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune,...

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bitch - / Wednesday 4 August 2010 01:19 / United States

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By Freeze_fml | 16

#1186520 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:20

What a nice assumption you made there.

By eggjuggler | 0

#1186584 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:26

Wow. Even Mr. Rogers wouldn't want you as a neighbor now.

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By Freeze_fml | 16

#1186520 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:20

What a nice assumption you made there.

ohthebloodygore | 16

#1186556 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:23

Why would you do that? Are you idiotic, how were you sure they were even honking at you?

Freeze_fml | 16

#1186569 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:24

I'm not an idiot and I didn't do that. :(

joce445 | 0

#1186638 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:30

The person wasn't talking about you, she was talking about the OP.

lolfylanydi | 0

#1186692 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:38

2 mile walk ain't bad at all, less QQ more pewpew, grow some balls and don't assume cause it makes an ass out of u and me

skroal | 7

#1186710 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:40

Slap me with a piece of ham.

joce445 | 0

#1186717 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:41

Aha, ok. x)

Freeze_fml | 16

#1186753 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:43

My car never broke down. You're crazy.

PizzaGuy11 | 0

#1186777 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:46

YDI for having a gay car

Freeze_fml | 16

#1186803 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:48

My car is very heterosexual.

eshhayz | 0

#1186821 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:49

ydi for not spilling period
blood on the road

MyChemical_fml | 0

#1186843 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:52

Ydi for saying beeped not honked :/

Toxxic_Blackout | 0

#1186868 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:54

lmao @ freeze you're hilarious

okieraider71 | 4

#1186995 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:08

Does not pay to be an asshole.

korn247 | 5

#1186998 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:08

lmao!! I wouldn't driven off too. ydi

Lindahhxd | 7

#1187102 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:32

YDI. There's actually nice people out there.

thorfinntheassri | 0

#1187133 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:51

YDI for having your car break down

YourEvilHero | 12

#1187146 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:56

ydi for being not very smart

Rando77 | 0

#1187620 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 14:45

19- I'll slap you with a piece of turkey breast. Ham is too good to be slapped with.

theFMLwhore5 | 0

#1187621 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 14:45

wow, did your brain get stuck on that hill also?! retard..

BenD0VER | 0

#1187734 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 15:28

47 - Your mom slaps me with her breasts. :D

lilai1396 | 0

#1187775 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 15:44

I think the reason freeze is replying to the insults and comments is because they are under his comment.

Bear_Flu | 0

#1187778 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 15:48

Oh suck it up, when I was a lad I walked 6 miles uphill to school and then walked 6 miles uphill back home! We skied up one side of the mountain, and then up the other side!