Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
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Freeze_fml
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What a nice assumption you made there.
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eggjuggler
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Wow. Even Mr. Rogers wouldn't want you as a neighbor now.
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Freeze_fml
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What a nice assumption you made there.
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ohthebloodygore
| 16
Why would you do that? Are you idiotic, how were you sure they were even honking at you?
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Freeze_fml
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I'm not an idiot and I didn't do that. :(
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joce445
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The person wasn't talking about you, she was talking about the OP.
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lolfylanydi
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2 mile walk ain't bad at all, less QQ more pewpew, grow some balls and don't assume cause it makes an ass out of u and me
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skroal
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Slap me with a piece of ham.
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joce445
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Aha, ok. x)
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Freeze_fml
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My car never broke down. You're crazy.
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PizzaGuy11
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YDI for having a gay car
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Freeze_fml
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My car is very heterosexual.
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eshhayz
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ydi for not spilling period
blood on the road
blood on the road
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MyChemical_fml
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Ydi for saying beeped not honked :/
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Toxxic_Blackout
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lmao @ freeze you're hilarious
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okieraider71
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Does not pay to be an asshole.
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korn247
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lmao!! I wouldn't driven off too. ydi
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Lindahhxd
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YDI. There's actually nice people out there.
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thorfinntheassri
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YDI for having your car break down
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YourEvilHero
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ydi for being not very smart
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Rando77
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19- I'll slap you with a piece of turkey breast. Ham is too good to be slapped with.
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theFMLwhore5
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wow, did your brain get stuck on that hill also?! retard..
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BenD0VER
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47 - Your mom slaps me with her breasts. :D
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lilai1396
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I think the reason freeze is replying to the insults and comments is because they are under his comment.
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Bear_Flu
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Oh suck it up, when I was a lad I walked 6 miles uphill to school and then walked 6 miles uphill back home! We skied up one side of the mountain, and then up the other side!
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mells105
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ydi OP for being a retarded asshole
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Brittney_E
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ydi. what if they were honking cuz they thought u were attractive? nice going ding-dong! now u have a neighbor that hates u.
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Gvfell
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Props to you for taking irrelevant replies literally.
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Jessi_the_sexii
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don't be such a sour-puss
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joce445
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Wow, dumb thing to do.
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5t3ff1k4h
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Most people turn around and look to see who the person is before reacting. YDI.
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ilovejonathan13
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you are so smart.
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eggjuggler
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Wow. Even Mr. Rogers wouldn't want you as a neighbor now.
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kittykat1501
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Good one
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alexbeathalo2
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you donkey donk
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OwNowBrownCow
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Your name suits you fine.
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bleigh
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you know what happens when you Assume?! ya I doubt I need to continue on with the cheesy punchline. but seriously, keep it in mind next time :D
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chevyygirl
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lol good job, ydi for not looking over first..