Cars and Love: Revenge is a wheel best served cold

Revenge is a wheel best served cold

By jacked - 17/04/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML

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You deserved it 9 768

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By Milo - 02/06/2015 16:50 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 354

You deserved it 3 324

Wrong place, wrong time

By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 455

You deserved it 3 334

Overboard

By sofked - 09/10/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 806

You deserved it 2 195

Troll level 3000

By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 915

You deserved it 145

By alucas3 - 29/05/2016 20:14 - United States

Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 380

You deserved it 1 095

By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 280

You deserved it 76 749

Tired

By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 06:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I left home to go to work, only to find that my car had a flat tyre. No problem, I thought, I'll just change it. That's when I discovered that I'd left my spare tyre at the mechanic's last time I had a flat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 605

You deserved it 281

By Dansonn - 17/03/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 200 813

You deserved it 10 625

By kierstin - 19/10/2009 15:54 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 513

You deserved it 6 850

By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 042

You deserved it 1 385

dino_witha_cape 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:53

take all of his tires off of his car somehow, and leave a note saying "at least i'm not a dick"

JBiz_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 10:04

I need to hear the whole story to vote ,

Comments

rarelight 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:52

Aw that sucks :(

random_user 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:52

aww, that sucks. what a jerk.

T9FTW 20

Saturday 17 November 2012 4:27

At least it didn't read "Your a bitch - John"

dino_witha_cape 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:53

take all of his tires off of his car somehow, and leave a note saying "at least i'm not a dick"

MrNewOrleans 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 2:10

that is smart... sir I think u won

alex_vik 0

Friday 17 April 2009 10:03

Well if he stole your tire you must be a bitch.

jennaboo 0

Friday 17 April 2009 10:04

you'll find a way to get him back. just remember, karma is a bitch

toqwert 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 1:55

So, karma is her in this case?

JBiz_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 10:04

I need to hear the whole story to vote ,

LunaaBluee 27

Saturday 22 August 2015 20:28

I don't think it matters. Either way that's an extremely immature thing to do to someone no matter the circumstance.

Thebestinclass 16

Sunday 30 August 2015 8:57

What if she cheated on him with his dad and brother and stole all of his money?

BigLord 0

Friday 17 April 2009 10:07

Hmm I'm with #6 on this one. Maybe you FuckedHL earlier?

Scribble 0

Friday 17 April 2009 10:10

maybe you should be honest and tell us why he think you are a bitch. who know you could have cheated on him with hundreds of other guys, and if so, you definitely deserved it. seriously if the guy had guts to write his name and tell you are a bitch, then you must have done something wrong.