Students, Stranger danger and Love: Avoidance

Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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You deserved it 7 005

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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You deserved it 7 393

By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 323

You deserved it 4 605

By Anonymous - 09/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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You deserved it 69 603

By brooke - 21/03/2012 17:12 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 183

You deserved it 69 446

Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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You deserved it 20 248

By roar_shark - 11/07/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 264

You deserved it 30 140

By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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By thicklysettled - 20/07/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

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By mywillyisdisappointed - 05/12/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML

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You deserved it 3 399

Dutchie2010 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:54

hahahhahahahaah...you should have pulled into the driveway and rolled down your window and said "woah you live here too??"

dino_witha_cape 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:55

Hahaha. "Well, that's funny, because so am I." and then park and walk into your house. she'd be the embarrassed one x)

Comments

anonymousssss_fml 3

Saturday 18 April 2009 4:43

hahaha you so should have pulled into the drive way and been like "whoa you live here too?" haha then she'd be totally embarrassed. better luck next tme =]

Aciliveth 5

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:09

Seriously I was just moderating the other FML and the girl posted her side of the story. XD

yellowdevel 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:16

shoulda just made her embarassed. it was right there set up for you!!

kellster 2

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:48

Offering rides to people you haven't really talked to (you referred to her as a girl you like, not a friend, so this is my conclusion) is a little creepy. I don't blame her. I do pity her for her easy-let-down rejection line failing, though!

circayouandme 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 7:07

Awkwaaaaaaaaaaaard. Ha ha ha

vince36_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 7:31

BAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA classic! :) #36 legendary stuff! #142 calm the hell down #125 ...is that a sick joke?

rocky6 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 7:48

#18 obviously to score.

glock17wielder 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 8:46

Hmm...right FML, wrong person.

jackattack96 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:31

"I was driving home from school, when I saw this girl I like walking home" they go to the same school and proably know eachother if he likes her so hes not a creeper hes just trying to be nice to the girl he likes