Students, Stranger danger and Love: Avoidance

Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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You deserved it 7 009

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 280

You deserved it 7 399

By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 340

You deserved it 4 612

By Anonymous - 09/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 266

You deserved it 301

By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 577

You deserved it 69 630

By brooke - 21/03/2012 17:12 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 184

You deserved it 69 463

Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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You deserved it 20 256

Mind melt

By roar_shark - 11/07/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 272

You deserved it 30 149

By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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You deserved it 55 520

By thicklysettled - 20/07/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

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You deserved it 3 379

High hopes

By mywillyisdisappointed - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 136

You deserved it 3 527

Dutchie2010 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:54

hahahhahahahaah...you should have pulled into the driveway and rolled down your window and said "woah you live here too??"

dino_witha_cape 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:55

Hahaha. "Well, that's funny, because so am I." and then park and walk into your house. she'd be the embarrassed one x)

Comments

bellwether 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:52

first. also, what a fool.

Dutchie2010 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:54

hahahhahahahaah...you should have pulled into the driveway and rolled down your window and said "woah you live here too??"

iJack 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 20:04

"You're my new mommie?!?!?" Would suffice too

Bear_Flu 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 17:12

^this

RyGan 0

Friday 28 May 2010 4:13

atleaat she tried to not her your feelings ..

XxCherryxX 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 19:48

Two-Hundered and Sixty-Second Comment! Woo Hoo!! Lol...

FreakingFYou 13

Wednesday 13 April 2011 7:14

263. dumbass.

omgcookeys 15

Friday 22 July 2011 8:38

263, but nice try

22cute 17

Friday 30 September 2011 5:03

She was probably just afraid of accepting a ride from a stranger. Dont take it personally.

pedosmurf 7

Monday 5 March 2012 6:18

Or you could of been like I'll make sure your not locked and let her walk in

laura333_fml 8

Sunday 13 October 2013 7:42

Dead lord that would be hilarious

sonasonic 34

Friday 13 June 2014 21:04

Should have pepper sprayed that bitch for trespassing on your property.....

SuperAsianPie 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:55

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

FatGuyLover 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 10:10

two hundred and fiftey eigth

FreakingFYou 13

Wednesday 13 April 2011 7:15

262 dumbass. Learn to count.

Kface_stain 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:00

why? because she didn't want a ride home from some boy with a crush? she prob cautches him staring at her all the time and was scared or creeped out. this is something I would do and prob have.

tencalories 3

Thursday 12 May 2011 23:16

really? let's not assume he's a stalker that's just stupid just because he likes her doesn't mean he's a creep and he was probably just being nice not even because he liked her just cause he's not a dbag

dino_witha_cape 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:55

Hahaha. "Well, that's funny, because so am I." and then park and walk into your house. she'd be the embarrassed one x)

ptrek85 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:55

I hope you made her look like a fool for being such a bitch.

myoukei 31

Tuesday 6 October 2015 22:15

Not wanting to get into the car with a stranger = being a bitch? Okay

PureGold 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:55

WOW that's cruel :( You were just trying to be nice! Just from this, she sounds bitchy and full of herself.

22cute 17

Friday 30 September 2011 5:04

Ever think maybe she's just afraid of accepting a ride with a strange guy??

Minorchord 4

Friday 17 April 2009 9:56

So then you pulled into the same driveway, because it's your house and you were going home...? And just because she said that doesn't mean she was creeped out or anything, she might have just felt uncomfortable and didn't want to create an awkward situation.