Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Call your son The First, the Original or the O.G. Call the other boy, Junior, Little or the Knock-Off
MamaChey 24
That’s not at all how the family tree works. Her son’s grandpa gave his uncle the same name as him.
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Comments (6)
AJ1981 12
Your sons grandfather and cousin is also his uncle and you are concerned they have the same name lol
MamaChey 24
That’s not at all how the family tree works. Her son’s grandpa gave his uncle the same name as him.
Charlie Given 28
Ummm 🤔 I pretty sure that is what he just said!!!
RichardPencil 32
Call your son The First, the Original or the O.G. Call the other boy, Junior, Little or the Knock-Off
jobekka 20
give the other kid a weird nickname, like if they're called Thomas just call the other boy for Tommy or something.
Jon Tessler 14
did you tell him he couldn't use that name? if not, get over yourself
amberarnold953 11
Maybe they will call him by his middle name. Other than that, nicknames are cool.
Bonniibiik 6
Feels like the mom is trying to replace the grandson ew