Your days are numbered, puny human

By Cat Mama - 22/12/2022 09:00

Today, I woke up at 3 a.m. to my cat biting my face. This isn’t the first time this has happened. I’m pretty sure if I die in my sleep, she’ll eat me. FML
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Chazzster 28

Do you have sleep apnea? It’s characterized by snoring and by stopping breathing for a while when you are asleep… My ex had all those symptoms and sometimes I would shake her when she stopped breathing when she was asleep to get her to breathing again. Maybe this is your cat’s version of that?

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RichardPencil 30

That's for sure. All cats will eat your dead body. Your cat seems to want to get a head start on the rest of the species.

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D J's MOM 17

those are love nibbles, also she's probably hungry after running around with the nighttime crazies.

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tiptoppc 19

5 cats with midnight crazies becomes a Catastrophe. I would know! I also have the Guinness “Cat Ass Trophy” to prove it!

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RichardPencil 30

That's for sure. All cats will eat your dead body. Your cat seems to want to get a head start on the rest of the species.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

I don't think she's going to wait. Sounds like she's already started.

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Chazzster 28

Do you have sleep apnea? It’s characterized by snoring and by stopping breathing for a while when you are asleep… My ex had all those symptoms and sometimes I would shake her when she stopped breathing when she was asleep to get her to breathing again. Maybe this is your cat’s version of that?

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