Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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hardonforjesus 10
Yeah, you don't sound judgmental at all...
expectcriticism 13
if my son was doing that I'd be pretty judgmental too, that's just weird on too many levels
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BatmanFanGirl18 9
Anythings possible in this world. As weird as it is its not as weird or gross as those pony ****** girls. The ****** up girls that u can call like a stripped but she brings a pony and ***** it. Yea not as bad as that. Almost but not quite
KissMyAnthia200 12
You mean ***********?
liquidpwnage 15
I wouldn't say that he's going to hell. He's odd, I'll give you that, but that doesn't make him a bad person deserving of hell.
ohishkabibble 21
Oh god, OP. I'm so sorry. ... Is it too late to abort him?
Spinofanatic 5
I don't think a coat hanger will do it this time.
Godsofdracos 15
Shotgun can! :D
kemando 22
Meh, people will draw what they draw. And for some reason there's big money in those types of commissions. I couldn't tell you the appeal personally, buuut whatever, people like what they like I guess.
protoskore 27
it could have been yaoi
MrBoredomioo 18
For all we know it was
Jared900DUmpling 30
He sure is
WSA4005 7
Not sure how to respond to that
Hashk 6
"I'm not a judgmental man, but..." But your name is "ashamed father". Don't pretend you're not judgmental
Coeliacchic93 21
Everyone is judgemental regarding certain things. I wouldn't exactly feel proud if I found out it was my kid doing that.
Harry641 13
At least he's artistic.
nevereyes 31
There's nothing really wrong with this at all......unless of course he's under 18......nothing wrong with being a brony, nothing wrong with looking at **** and nothing wrong with making some of your own. Just because its not your tastes doesn't mean it's morally or physically wrong. Only reason to be bothered or worried is if he's planing to **** a real horse/pony...... Also hell isn't real
Brayson 12
I have to agree with you. He isn't hurting anyone and he is just being himself. We all have something that we like that others will find weird. Lots of people are into heavy bondage. Me personally, I don't really understand it but hey, more power to em. Besides the people making the argument that the characters are horses are wrong. First of all, the characters are mythical. Unicorns, pegasi, earth pony's(while yes they are technically real, real ponies can't talk and build houses and blah blah blah) and alicorns. All of those characters can talk and think for themselves. If they were real and acted like they do on the show, they would be seen as more "aliens" than ponies. Also I'm sure most people have played mass effect and romanced Liars or Tali and didn't have a problem with it. those characters are aliens. don't see anyone talking bad about that. Anyway that's all I wanted to say.
blackonblight 33
He's 15. Not 18. 15. So the pony **** is a problem.
nevereyes 31
He's to young to making it but outside of that there is no problem.
abitofsteve 4
That's not in keeping with the original parameters you laid out though, is it? 'There's nothing really wrong with this at all unless of course he's under 18.'
nevereyes 31
Yup nothing wrong with making **** (which is what the fml is about) unless your under 18. As I said.
frizz101 22
I think the problem that arises is that OPs son is taking cartoon characters from a show meant for little girls and making **** out of it. The problem is not the **** but the corruption of an innocent tv show for a fetish.