Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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hardonforjesus 10
Yeah, you don't sound judgmental at all...
expectcriticism 13
if my son was doing that I'd be pretty judgmental too, that's just weird on too many levels
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Blink_me26 21
Hey, people will like what they will. There are thousands of people who are into that.
vinylscratchp0n3 23
What's his username?
SatinsNightmares 17
Well uhm...Well. I don't think...I can't really seems to finish a sentence here...
mufasaniqqa 13
dad of the year award, everybody.
Echosnow 15
I don't judge but I don't understand why people like my little pony.
LynxieLynx 17
to be honest, I love MLP, but I don't want to commit **********. You sound very judgmental to say that your own son is going to hell. It's what he likes, just leave him alone.
macystar 14
I don't think it's *********** unless he/you ***** an animal.
BlueeyedLindsey 8
He makes My Little Pony ****.
nevereyes 31
Making my little pony **** isn't ***********.....
KimchiKim 9
I would have absolutely no idea how to react to that...
Jaxxi 9
Sheesh..kind of seems like he took it better than a lot of us would lol (in my opinion of course). I wouldn't know what to think if I stumbled upon that. :s
blake1015 24
I'm not sure if that constitutes eternal damnation, but I do find it a bit disturbing. Don't worry, OP; most people judge, even if it isn't fair.
mage1414 14
This whole thing is judgmental. People like what they like. It's a very easy concept. I think people should just accept one another and move on, but I know there is always that one person who is like 'wtf is this crap?! It's disgusting.'
ksks1234 33
We are judgmental to keep some sort of societal norms. We cannot have the "people can like whatever they want, no one can say 'wtf?!'" We should never accept all things that are not considered the normal. If we just openly accepted every weird fetish, that means we would have to turn a blind eye to things that should never be accepted.
nevereyes 31
Correction: we should not accept things that harm others. Being a brony or clopper doesn't harm anyone.
toomanyidiots 14
@145: "Societal norms"? People wanted to prevent interracial couples from marrying, prevent black individuals from achieving equality, and prevent gay, lesbian, and bisexual individuals from being recognized and treated equally by others (as opposed to treating homosexuality like some sort of a "disease" to be swept under the rug)... because it went "against" the "societal norms." Just saying. While we're at it, who died and made you supreme ruler, judge, and juror of all humankind and society?
RedPillSucks 33
Jesus
mage1414 14
Thank you. This what I meant, but did not word it that way. :)
mage1414 14
Okay, I am unbiased in many things. This is why I say to just accept things. Of course everyone is judgmental to some extent, BUT you can "turn a blind eye" to them if you wish and ignore it. In this case, the father should just talk to his son and whether or not he likes it, the son will continue more than likely. Saying someone is going to hell just tops it off.