Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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hardonforjesus 10
Yeah, you don't sound judgmental at all...
expectcriticism 13
if my son was doing that I'd be pretty judgmental too, that's just weird on too many levels
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redd20 11
You're a horrible father saying your child is going to hell just saying
Godsofdracos 15
I say I'm going to hell all the time, does that make me a horrible... Umm self?
duude989 7
I do judge and I think that while fetishes aren't really choices, making **** of it is entirely optional. While he's not really hurting anyone, that sort of thing is bizarre enough to be grounds for having him see a therapist.
CLT_420 13
Comedy gold lol
mac8080 7
Naw he just ****** up in the head
emydoll 14
I guarantee that everyone defending this kid watches that weird shit too lol!
nevereyes 31
I don't watch it......
TheBookWyrm 18
This is not good, but not a reason to go to hell. Hell, hell doesn't even exist! Neither does Heaven or anything that supposedly resides in it.
LivingDeadGirl84 10
You sir are a judgmental loser. It's called unconditional love..read up on it. To say your child is going to hell..really shows you character. Next you're going to tell us you are a loving Christian..lol
RedPillSucks 33
Way to be judgemental yourself. OP never said he didn't love his son, and you act like being a Christian is some bad, perverse thing. Wake up, pot, and stop calling the kettle black.
nevereyes 31
Sorry to break this to you but Christianity is bad. It spreads hatred, lies, false fear and immorality.
RedPillSucks 33
No. People do that. Christianity, like most religions, by themselves are not bad. It's what people do with organized religions that ends up being bad. Don't confuse the two.
nevereyes 31
I'm guessing you've never read the bible. The religion it's self spreads hatred, lies and false hatred. It also demonise good religions. Heck their religious symbol is a torture device.
frizz101 22
You don't know anything about Christianity do you? Also the bible was created by a group of men that were able to pick and choose what went into the final book and more than likely changed scriptures to suit their own needs and wants. People are corrupt, religion is not.
nevereyes 31
Actually I've studied it. Again the religion is corrupt.
ThunderTheRad 14
I despise the cloppers. Smut always ruins a fandom.
privatepiper 7
Ha, gayyy
Caelophile 8
I'm pretty sure there's good money in that.