Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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hardonforjesus 10
Yeah, you don't sound judgmental at all...
expectcriticism 13
if my son was doing that I'd be pretty judgmental too, that's just weird on too many levels
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Huddisher 10
Hell doesn't exist so don't worry.
SpyroCool 13
Well, at least he's good at art.
jayjay76 5
for people who don't know what hentai is. its anime ****
energizerbunny23 18
Well at least he is doing something with his life... Right?
blackonblight 33
And time for a talk with him. See, stuff like this is why "brony" is an insult. I couldn't care less about the people who just enjoy the show, but when you turn a show about anthropomorphic ponies with a target demographic of kindergarteners into your source for pornographic content, you are a problem. "My Little Pony" shouldn't be something that is x rated on the first page of search results. It's fine to be outside the target demographic and enjoy it, just stop acting like you are the target demographic and that the children have to take a backseat to your adult desires. Also, yanno, the whole "underaged **** artist" thing probably has legal ramifications.
nevereyes 31
"Brony" is only a insult in the minds of fools. There's nothing wrong with liking the show and nothing wring with the **** either.
RageWolf16 31
To anyone disputing this issue and claiming that this kid is insane, or disgusting, or that the show is for little girls: Shut the **** up. No, no, shut - Just shut up. Stop it. Bronies don't care about your thoughts, and you're not doing anything here but needlessly embarrassing and insulting a very large group of people. At the end of the day, your opinion doesn't matter. You're not changing anything. So what if the kid is into some weird shit? You all sound like you're making the same argument as the Westboro Baptist Church has been making about gays - "I don't like it, therefore it shouldn't exist". Do you realize how ******* selfish that is? Nothing here is impacting you in any direct way. You're just wasting your time. Got it? Great, go back to minding your own business, thanks.
blackonblight 33
Defensive much? Some of us just want the little girls who like the show to be able to enjoy it too, without being exposed to constant adult material should they want to participate in fandom. So can the underaged pony **** artists just... Go away until they can legally join adult communities, and then keep the adult material confined? Please?
Pauline96_fml 20
So your son is a clopper that makes his own material. Accept what he is and try not to think to hard about what he is in to
blackonblight 33
He's 15. Creating pornographic material. A parent should be concerned.
nevereyes 31
Hate to break this to you but most 12/13 year old boys I knew in junior high made ****.......it's not even uncommon.
frizz101 22
So the morel corruption of youth is happening even younger? Well fantastic.
skipper2009 18
It's been happening since they keep having "health" classes for younger and younger children.
katt_is_here 24
Oh get off your high horse, no pony pun intended. Exploring your sexuality in your teen years is a completely normal thing that has happened for centuries. Teen sexuality and pregnancy is older than Jesus and has been stigmatized by overly religious dolts for just as long.
nevereyes 31
Being sexual and seeing **** in your teens is a GOOD thing. And there needs to be health education for younger children.
Fluosaurus 3
exactly, that's a part of life discovery. Myself I began to draw ****/hentai since the age of 13-14 and i'm not some homogay-zoo-furry rapist monster. I've got a job, I still draw and it's not decided yet but we could eventually get married before the end of the year.
RedPillSucks 33
Was it really good? We are capitalists, after all. Everything can be sold.
Fou_Lou 20
And there we go again. -.- Hell doesnt exist.
nevereyes 31
Simple don't look up mlp on **** sites and don't look up mlp ****. There's **** of everything, don't like it? Then don't look for it.