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By IamAflyingCat - 22/10/2013 09:12 - United States
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By IamAflyingCat - 22/10/2013 09:12 - United States
By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 20:33 - United States - Spring Branch
By The_Rest_of_the_Story - 14/12/2013 06:38 - United States - Effingham
By ElizaZee - 19/09/2013 01:45 - United States - Malvern
By bobosgonnagetyou - 01/11/2013 06:04 - United States - Lake Oswego
Hey FML, OP here! I created an account so I could answer some of your questions. First off, I live in Oregon. Secondly, I thought it was hilarious, although a tad creepy at times, but I just let her do her thing and didn't try to stop her. Most people thought it was great and took it really well. She had a blast doing it, and was simply pulling a prank, which is what Halloween is all about! :)
Hi, I'm the OP. Anyway, from what we've pieced together based on the accounts of family and friends, his girlfriend stayed with him for five years because she was a gold digger. My brother is fairly rich, and he always gave her expensive jewelry because he loved her so much. She would always wear the jewelry, but then it would mysteriously disappear after a few months. We suspect she was selling it, and basically using him. Also, we didn't think she stayed faithful to him, but he never listened. I guess she was off loving another man while my brother was unsuspectingly giving her jewelry that she could then sell. In other words, she's a bitch, and it's a good thing overall that she said no.