By Anonymous - 08/11/2015 06:15 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 991
You deserved it 2 108

Same thing different taste

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They seem to be giving you the go-ahead, OP. Using the method of your choice (I'd opt for battle axe), exact your revenge for their slanderous chatter!


Well, at least you're literate and they're not.

If I heard my my family talking about my future wife like that I will go ham on their asses and we would leave.

awildwhisper 30
ghostriley 14

You must be an asshole if they think their justified to murder you

chrisbeaudoin 26

You're getting downvoted, but usually there's a reason that people say something like that

They seem to be giving you the go-ahead, OP. Using the method of your choice (I'd opt for battle axe), exact your revenge for their slanderous chatter!

The perfect demise in my book would be: sneak up on them and shoot their feet with arrows. Approach with the conversation as topic, and watch them beg for mercy as you draw back another arrow for the death blow.

Misswildsides 22

#14, remind me to stay away from you

Nah, superglue their scalp to the road and approach real slow with a steamroller.

You mentioning the use of a battleaxe reminds me of the line from Skyrim "I'll end your miserable life!"

29, It makes me think of Lizzie Borden.

29, or Oblivion: "This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!"

What made them have this opinion of you???

Probably the fact that she married their precious baby boy. Some people just don't know when to cut the apron strings. Before I was born but when my sister was about two my mum (who been with my dad since she was 15) had a couple of miscarriages, and my bitch of a Grandmother who was a nurse at the time actually suggested at the dinner table that my mum should go and get tested for chlamydia.

Probably the simple fact that she married their precious baby boy, some people really just don't know when to cut the apron strings. When my older sister was a toddler my mum had a couple of miscarriages, so my mum spoke to my Gran because she was a nurse. She said nothing to my mum when she asked her, but later suggested at the dinner table in front of the whole family that my mum should go and be tested for chlamydia.

lat187 18

What?!?? Seriously, what??? You need to figure out a way to tell them you overheard their convo. And see what they have to say.

how about just talking to their faces? that usually works well

yellowzinnias 20

No, she needs to tell her spouse. This is her spouse's family, and it's the spouse's duty to put them in their place and stand up for the one s/he loves.

No. While he does need to have her back, she should be able to speak up for herself. Now he's got to go back and fight a battle hale has no first hand knowledge of while she could have confronted them in the moment where they couldn't deny it, and the her husband would have solid ground to defend her from.

I don't think so, I think if she had confronted them they would have gone straight on the defensive, it would have turned into a fight that she would be the instigator of, making her at least partially to blame and so giving them at least some justification for disliking her, and it could well damage her husbands relationship with his family. If her husband defends her and speaks to them properly about their attitude and the things they've said they still probably wouldn't take it well but it's less likely to cause as much friction and they would have to be more polite in the future.

yellowzinnias 20

What #36 said. #26, you are obviously young. I am in my 30s, and I also studied relationship communication in college, and I assure you, the way I explained it is the way things happen within healthy marriages.

Im sorry that your inlaws are such assholes. It astounds me how some parents cant appreciate their childs decision to marry another. Im sure you and your significant other are happy together, who cares what they think, be happy together.

Don't worry OP , they are supposed to hate you !

I don't want to live where you live, when people are supposed to hate each other.

Not all tropes and stereotypes are good things, or even should exist to begin with. Especially when people want to murder you.

woah your in-laws are not nice at all. don't let them get to you and it'll be okay

countryb_cth 38

Suuure it'll be fine... all they're planning to do is murder you. It's all just peachy.

Ugh, people overuse puns and meme's to fish for likes. Please stop. Be original mate.