Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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hardonforjesus 10
Yeah, you don't sound judgmental at all...
expectcriticism 13
if my son was doing that I'd be pretty judgmental too, that's just weird on too many levels
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Comments (434)
heyyerinn 2
Saying that your own son is going to hell for an interest he has (even if it is odd) gives you your very own ticket too hell as well.
stardustjunkie 12
I remember back to the early to mid nineties, as a young child, playing with MLP's. What changed and when?! The MLP's I knew were just girly toy ponies, like an animal version of playing with Barbies. I genuinely missed the bit where it became something people turn in to **** like scenarios...
Akio2488 5
There is actually pretty good money in commissioning that type of stuff, if he's good, he might be making some money out of it. He himself may not even be into that type of stuff, he might just make it for the weirdos that buy that stuff so he has some spending money.
Psychosys 16
You're not judgmental, yet you're judging your son...yeah, you're totally not a hypocrite *cough*bullshit*cough*
kalbrek009 20
do they think the illegal viewing/drawing of Japanese cartoon **** by under age kids is ok? Just asking.
K1LLeR_PAnDa 16
My little pony is fine. Most fan made stuff is terrible and nightmarish.
Samxxx 12
Little funny it is :/
gottyj2 4
Is it weird to anyone else that the OP is ashamed of his son and thinks he is going to hell, but at the same time knows what hentai is...?
Vlen_fml 20
now are we talking straight up pony hentai or is he at least drawing their human counterparts? the first is creepy but i've seen some damn impressive of the latter.
KittyBelle 3
Not all Bronies are Furries, but some are. In the meantime, I suggest the OP check out the documentary "Bronies" that may help him not only understand his child, but learn how to stop being a judgemental, critical, ass of a parent who will have a neurotic child that parents like myself will have to spend years trying to convince them that their mom/dad was a moron and needed to grow up more than the child did. My son is proudly a Brony. He also happens to be a Furry, as well as bisexual and gender-fluid. He's also got an IQ well above genius level, graduated high school with enough college credit under his belt to nearly equal his first semester at college, is happy, well-adjusted, and comfortable because when he told me that he was a Brony, I spent my time learning about what that meant and loving him, instead of coming to FML to complain about the horror of having a creative child who's doing something totally age-appropriate in exploring his sexuality and sexual feelings due to hormone levels at that age, and is doing to in a way that is quite common. OP, think of it this way: would you prefer that your 15-year-old son be doing something outside the house, such as drinking, drugs, or perhaps dating another 15-year-old girl with hormone levels raging as well... and spend NEXT year raising the baby they made because you had such a fit about his computer habits?