Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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hardonforjesus 10
Yeah, you don't sound judgmental at all...
expectcriticism 13
if my son was doing that I'd be pretty judgmental too, that's just weird on too many levels
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Comments (434)
tigrouficele2012 44
Yeah...I'm an atheist, but he probably is. :P
N7Krolord 3
dafaqs that got to do with any of this.
RedPillSucks 33
#76 is saying that even though he/she doesn't believe in hell, OP is probably right about his son going there some day.
N7Krolord 3
well that clears things right up.
lee126 13
Hopefully he doesn't write NC-17 fanfiction as well.
blackonblight 33
Frankly the fanfiction is less likely to be stumbled upon by fans seeking material with the same rating as the show. Of course, adult content shouldn't be created by minors who can't legally view their own works.
ahippienamedrae 10
I'm sorry but I couldn't help but to laugh at this one.
_D0UGHB0Y_ 5
god, please give this man the strength he needs to carry on.
floatablebullet 7
hey, there's good money in making themed hentai
byEyecandy 10
personally i hate cloppers and i also hate to be apart of te ``brony`` fandom because of the types of people but everyone has their own intrests and fetishes so I assume to just respect it...
KissMyAnthia200 12
Yeah,I agree.I kinda get off on furry ****.Go ahead.Call me a furfag.I don't give a shit.
narycanary 4
I have no words for this.
rgearon 8
Can someone please explain the disgusting infatuation that bronies have with My Little Pony?
nevereyes 31
See the explanations any adult gives for being a fan of any tv show......
frizz101 22
Bronies are different from cloppers. Bronies enjoy the show for what it is, a show about love and friendship that overcomes differences. Cloppers enjoy making /watching pony characters have sex with each other.
ohio53 6
Hell? That view is so 2000 years ago...
jmfreee 16
Right, bc nobody has believed in hell in the past 2000 years.
YooperTransplant 8
Your son is probably admired by viewers who applaud his talents and often some of them probably try to commission him. Feel free to point out that non-**** work is usually better-paying and longer lasting, but creators in the fandom are respected.
duuuh1 11
I would argue that **** is one of the most solid industries ever. It's not going anywhere and fetishists will pay quite a lot to get their needs met. The adult industry isn't for everyone, but fetish work is exceptionally profitable and very steady work.
RedPillSucks 33
Prostitution is pretty profitable also, but I wouldn't advise my daughter to get into the field.
Godsofdracos 15
You're right, tell her to make sure to video tape it so she's a legal **** star. She'll be much safer.