Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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hardonforjesus 10
Yeah, you don't sound judgmental at all...
expectcriticism 13
if my son was doing that I'd be pretty judgmental too, that's just weird on too many levels
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Comments (434)
MarkToast 19
Hentai? Yes! go for it! My Little Pony? No Stahp!
sonictardis 8
as a Brony myself (sorry can't stand the term pegasister), I agree. The cloppers make the normal part of the Brony community look like shit. They just need to stop.
Axel5238 29
For every normal hentai(which is hard to find) you can see really disturbing stuff like Cool Devices or La Blue Girl. Japan has an age of consent which is is 14. Thankfully, japan put the age cap on stuff that was exported. Their age of content is 14 in the US that's child ****, now they cannot sexualize any one under of the age of 18. You can buy hentai at a 7-11 in japan no it isn't awesome and no seeing hentai of high school students that are build like 25 year old **** stars is not awesome it's creepy. Stuff like high school of the dead is kinda ****** up.
Godsofdracos 15
High school of the dead is not hentai, it's not even close to hentai. It's called anime buddy there's a difference.
Axel5238 29
Technically no, but sexualizing 14 yr olds that look like 25 year old pornstars is messed up and we all know why it is there. It's creepy no matter what. I've should've of phrased my comment better, it's messed up not because of hentai but more the sexualizing of kids that look like pornstars. Not the fact that it is hentai.
loidnerdy101 10
"Not a judgemental man"
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Ever notice that any FML that's MLP-related always has the most comments and is usually the most controversial topic?
nevereyes 31
That's what happens when people are judgmental and can't accept things they think is "weird"
PunkySpunky78 15
To the op Which version of my little pony? Since there are the 1980's aka the original and the 1990's and today's
DeadDaveTheEnemy 13
if you wanted to not come off as judgemental you probably shouldve just cut that last line entirely but yeah watching the show is totally fine but the clopper part of the fandom is really weird and needs to stop they make the fandom inaccessible to many female and/or young viewers and are downright creepy most of the time
nevereyes 31
Um **** does not make the fandom inaccessible to females. Women like **** too. There's **** if everything and great for those who like it. Don't like it, then don't look at it.
DeadDaveTheEnemy 13
its not the **** that makes it inaccessible to females its the type of people who tend to make the **** also the dont like it dont look at it argument would be fine if said **** wasnt so easily accessible ive stumbled across it not even looking up mlp characters (or **** for that matter) so i wouldnt be surprised if young kids run into pony **** trying to just find pictures of their favorite characters again im not bashing bronies in general for liking the show theyre just unfortunate in sharing a fandom with kids and are pretty awful at keeping adult material away from the younger audience
nevereyes 31
I have never seen any.....and I'm a furry.....
alex_jaguara 33
that's my fetish
ScarletNoise 3
Only 15...he's going places. might not be good...but places
bishh_i_juss 7
Guys, I'm pretty sure that when he said he wasn't a judgmental person, he's probably not. No matter who you are, judgmental or not, you all have that line to be crossed. I'm with OP on this one. There's a fine line between judgmental and being truthful. And OP is being truthful.
interesting33 37
this sounds pretty similar to certain fan art and fanfiction tbh