Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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hardonforjesus 10
Yeah, you don't sound judgmental at all...
expectcriticism 13
if my son was doing that I'd be pretty judgmental too, that's just weird on too many levels
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Comments (434)
KChubs 12
He is most certainly going to hell.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
You know you love it Op.
jrn 14
ydi....judgmental douche
TcheQ 12
No, you're just a distended asshole who wishes his own son to be tortured. Back to worshipping your Canaanite war god
frizz101 22
You actually think it's easy to not see MLP ****? It's everywhere.
katt_is_here 24
Hell about as real as MLP.
cynical78 15
I had to look up hentai. Now I wish I hadn't ...
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
OP...Ah, OP... I don't know how to feel, but obviously, that's not good.
megatherium 4
That is pretty judgmental. I draw **** for a living and my parents are cool with it. I mean sure, I'm 25 so it's a little different, but I've been running a freelance art business since I was 13. I know a lot of artists in the MLP **** market, and it's basically a license to print money. They're making some serious bank off of that stuff, and if he's smart about it he probably is too. You may find it gross, but if he has the talent and skill to be running a business at his age, that's an impressive skill to have.
Axel5238 29
He's likely still in shock. I doubt he actually thinks his son is going to hell. You turned it into a business and well paying one which is great, and he should support his son if he enjoys drawing in general. Some of these things are niche markets and the odds of making a stable career ( while it does happen) is a fairly niche market potentially. Also, as far as everyone judging yes you should be open to other people's ideas and what have you, but just because it's an idea doesn't mean it isn't unsound or isn't a bad idea. He's just expressed his surprise that he found found his kid drawing cartoon horse ****. That would off putting just because of the surprised let alone what it might mean in the future.
karmaisabitch6 3
nice job raising your kid #judgmentalfail