Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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hardonforjesus 10
Yeah, you don't sound judgmental at all...
expectcriticism 13
if my son was doing that I'd be pretty judgmental too, that's just weird on too many levels
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Comments (434)
flootershy 7
As a brony, I will say that the majority of us try to stop people from posting r34, it's just disgusting
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Hey clopping! Anyway give credit that he's creative n has talent at least.
handofmalice 4
could it be due to your parenting or lack there of that he has become a clopper? also just because he writes it doesn't mean he gets off to it.he could secretly be making cash off it.
IxEaTxZoMBieZ 7
Everything is enjoyable and weird to different people. "weird" is a relative term. I think this is weird, but if he likes it, go ahead and do it. He's not hurting anyone, so let him be. I love metal even though tons of people hate it. But I'm not hurting anyone by listening to it. People need to learn to accept differences, no matter how different and "weird" it may be, especially if the person in question is a loved one. Basically what I said has already been said on this fml but I figured I'd put my spin on it. For all of you who are being judgemental just like that kid's father, I can guarantee you have all done something that is "weird" and been judged for it, and it's not a good feeling. Everyone just open your mind and loosen the hell up.
Fervens 5
Teach your kid to use the damn tags. There are children on the internet and a lot of these MLP **** creators won't bother to tag or filter and jumble things up into the filtered results for nearly everything right on the first go. As for the rest, if he wants to dance to hell or wherever, fine.
nevereyes 31
On any **** the first tag should always be NSFW
Kristoffer 35
If you think he's going to hell, you must therefore believe in Hell. If you believe in hell, you are most likely Christian. If you are Christian, you are most likely judgmental.
monagro 22
Why hell?
SaniK 17
Boo to 305
Jason324 18
Oh god, I feel bad for you, cloppers are the worst
TheyCallMeDamien 18
He has a future in pornographic parody comic strips.