By Username - 21/01/2011 03:55

Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 148
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Smirk at him back! If he can hear you, you can hear him.

you could always be like shut up! I know what you do in your bedroom... and walk away chuckling lol but thats creepy..

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that's some dirty sex

or really bad diarrhea.

what does sex have anything to do with this?

30-people hear grunt and groan and the think of dirty sex straight away

Yea so. people need to shit. It's normal to be a noisy shitter.

38- and fart? gross!

49 - Have you ever masturbated before, or even achieved an orgasm?

this is a good way to get more in touch with the people

Jeff? is that you?

^.^ your display pic is amazing

hey erm I'm Jeff. awkkkkkward.

Now this is really awkward because you told me you're Tom.

did I? was I intoxicated? ps I want your car. I don't know why. I just want it.

This sounds like the start of a beautiful friendship lol

take it to the bedroom....better yet, take it to HIS bathroom

you could always be like shut up! I know what you do in your bedroom... and walk away chuckling lol but thats creepy..

it's the bathroom stupid

He fantasizes you farting every night now.

Don't feel too bad op. My neighbor heard hubby and I having sex Lol. Its not the end of the world.

omg that must of been ackward hahaha.

Its natural, your neighbor sounds really immature though.

You really want to be showing off your license plate to the world?

Smirk at him back! If he can hear you, you can hear him.