By Username - 21/01/2011 03:55

Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 216
You deserved it 3 644

Same thing different taste

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Smirk at him back! If he can hear you, you can hear him.

Waffcakes 0

you could always be like shut up! I know what you do in your bedroom... and walk away chuckling lol but thats creepy..

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schwiggidy 0
whatup360 1

what does sex have anything to do with this?

30-people hear grunt and groan and the think of dirty sex straight away

Yea so. people need to shit. It's normal to be a noisy shitter.

whatup360 1

49 - Have you ever masturbated before, or even achieved an ******?

this is a good way to get more in touch with the people

Now this is really awkward because you told me you're Tom.

did I? was I intoxicated? ps I want your car. I don't know why. I just want it.

Waffcakes 0

you could always be like shut up! I know what you do in your bedroom... and walk away chuckling lol but thats creepy..

He fantasizes you farting every night now.

littlemissdqgirl 8

Don't feel too bad op. My neighbor heard hubby and I having sex Lol. Its not the end of the world.

dezinspaaace 0

omg that must of been ackward hahaha.

giantsfan2010 23

Its natural, your neighbor sounds really immature though.

You really want to be showing off your license plate to the world?

Smirk at him back! If he can hear you, you can hear him.