By Username - 21/01/2011 03:55

Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML
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krysxkatastrophe 14
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Smirk at him back! If he can hear you, you can hear him.

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Waffcakes 0

you could always be like shut up! I know what you do in your bedroom... and walk away chuckling lol but thats creepy..

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schwiggidy 0

that's some dirty sex

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mamamiaaa_fml 12
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or really bad diarrhea.

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whatup360 1

what does sex have anything to do with this?

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77taylah33 0
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30-people hear grunt and groan and the think of dirty sex straight away

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Skroal_stomper 5
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Yea so. people need to shit. It's normal to be a noisy shitter.

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whatup360 1

38- and fart? gross!

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4
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49 - Have you ever masturbated before, or even achieved an orgasm?

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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this is a good way to get more in touch with the people

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lulzaroonie 0
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Jeff? is that you?

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lulzaroonie 0
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^.^ your display pic is amazing

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mamamiaaa_fml 12
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hey erm I'm Jeff. awkkkkkward.

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docscientist 9
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Now this is really awkward because you told me you're Tom.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12
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did I? was I intoxicated? ps I want your car. I don't know why. I just want it.

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XxKyttixX 0

This sounds like the start of a beautiful friendship lol

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freebird92 0

lmao

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BayBeezy 0
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take it to the bedroom....better yet, take it to HIS bathroom

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Waffcakes 0

you could always be like shut up! I know what you do in your bedroom... and walk away chuckling lol but thats creepy..

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BayBeezy 0
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it's the bathroom stupid

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ClickMyPicture 0
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He fantasizes you farting every night now.

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littlemissdqgirl 8

Don't feel too bad op. My neighbor heard hubby and I having sex Lol. Its not the end of the world.

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dezinspaaace 0

omg that must of been ackward hahaha.

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giantsfan2010 23

Its natural, your neighbor sounds really immature though.

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docscientist 9
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You really want to be showing off your license plate to the world?

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krysxkatastrophe 14
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Smirk at him back! If he can hear you, you can hear him.

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