Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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hardonforjesus 10
Yeah, you don't sound judgmental at all...
expectcriticism 13
if my son was doing that I'd be pretty judgmental too, that's just weird on too many levels
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aquaticmammal624 12
Hehehe
xxrebelsxx 13
I feel bad for all the little girls who are looking around the Internet for my little pony pictures an end up running into my little pony ****
KissMyAnthia200 12
Serves them right for liking MLP.**** the Bronies!
kolby12309 26
You don't find it unless you search for it I tested it
Michaelgf 13
You're only a bad father if you don't talk to him.
fsomelife 26
Hey, he could have been watching it
insertnamehereno 9
F'ing brony hater!!!!
Tezoma 28
I am pretty sure this has nothing to do with hating bronies. My brother is a brony. I think it's pretty cool. However, if he threw MLP **** into the mix, I would be pretty weirded out.
DeliriumVanity 6
You know what hentai is... We know what you look at
heimdallr 14
So by that logic, people that know what alcohol is are alcoholics, right?
doglover100 29
I feel bad for little girls who run into the pony **** stuff.
OctoberJade 12
Quit judging your son. Everyone gets off on something different. And there is a **** of EVERYTHING out there, just gotta know where to look. I'm sure he isn't the first and won't be the last. Just support your son if what he is doing makes him happy. Also, inform him of the laws and consequences of minors watching or making ****.
frizz101 22
Just because it's out there doesn't mean it's healthy. I mean how many people die of autoerotic asphyxiation every year?
gongs99 11
Are you saying you support *********** which btw is illegal and ******* weird he is getting off to HORSES HAVING SEX you don't just accept that for who he is.
nevereyes 31
Um my little pony **** isn't ***********
Godsofdracos 15
I don't condone either, but blatantly using a word you clearly don't know the definition of for your argument is wrong. *********** is the act of humans engaging in sexual acts with animals. Two animals ******* each other is not ***********. Side note: iPhone doesn't recognize the word *********** in its dictionary.
KissMyAnthia200 12
Nice job,fucktard!You used *********** in the wrong definition!
mosquito19 14
your 15 year old son already got hard on for My Little Pony? you should worry more about him end up in jail.
weveallbeenthere 30
good for him. he may make a fortune doing that.