Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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hardonforjesus 10
Yeah, you don't sound judgmental at all...
expectcriticism 13
if my son was doing that I'd be pretty judgmental too, that's just weird on too many levels
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richieadler 7
You shouldn't worry. There's no such thing as heaven, hell or the afterlife. Leave your son alone, he's not harming anyone with his writing; you are with your religious ideas, though.
Laxinitup 18
What!! There is no heaven or hell? And Religion is the cause for all problems? Why isn't this common knowledge? Where were you at the time all this "nonsense" started? Why didn't you stop it? Think about all the years people wasted believing in something you think is wrong and you did nothing to stop peoples opinions, free will and free speech? How could you, the all knowing richieadler not stop this since you know all and only your opinion matters??? I have lost all hope in humanity...
FucYoCouch 13
44, I haven't a clue of where your comment was going. However, I feel like you were trying to turn Op's son's interest in MLP **** into an amendment. That's one wicked Constitution, if the clause "Thou shalt freely turnith a child's show into ****" was incorporated into it. True, you have the right to watch as you please. But you must accept the fact that you'll be judged. Just like a person CAN wear whatever they want, even if it's down-right unacceptable, but they can't get upset when they're judged. And you're losing faith in humanity because you disapprove of people being disgusted by the boy's interest in an innocent show being turned into ****? That makes no sense in the least bit.
i_h8t_everything 12
I never thought the combination of MLP and **** is even possible.
NightHawk387 22
#36, you are forgetting Rule 34, which states "if it exists, there is **** of it."
JaneChemi_fml 21
and rule 35. if it doesn't exist yet some will be made
buckdharma 38
A horse is a horse, of course of course, but who ever heard of a ******* cartoon horse? Well, listen to this... Does your little pony moan and groanie, when he's left all alonie? The people here at Rocko have your solution... Introducing The Clopper Stopper... Buy the 10 disc, and you won't regret! He'll think he's watching his favorite program, while he is actually being "D"-programmed! Researched and developed by world renowned authority Prof. Fucktard. Order now while supplies last. (From the makers of Teflon Dong and Pocket Fisherman. Only $19.95+S&H.) Operators are standing by.
ThatSlappinBass 32
-comment moved, wrong reply :P
meli1195 31
What
A_Perfect_Circle 12
The irony is strong with this one.
idekanymore_ 6
Your all calling him judgmental for not letting his son like the things he likes, but c'mon were not talking about comic books, or anime, were talking about pony **** lmao
Thunderstruck14 30
Yeah, everyone here knows we're talking about MLP hentai... but what exactly makes it so wrong, besides you not liking it? Being non judgmental doesn't mean you don't judge people for things everyone is okay with, it means you don't judge people no matter what... unless they are hurting someone.
simplysarcastics 26
Hes hurting his fathers poor heart lol. So that counts for something.
idekanymore_ 6
#193 so your actually questioning that there is something wrong with creating a video, where horse cartoon characters from a show designed for 8 year olds **** each other for the sexual enjoyment of the viewer?
nhormuss 17
The dreaded I'm not a judgmental man butt. It stinks.
circus_princess 8
This made me laugh way harder than I should have. Hey at least he's creative.
Silentcrafter11 13
brony ****....horrible
cnparks1990 9
a hentai is a subgenre of the japanese genres, characterized by overtly sexualized characters and sexualay explicit images and plots.
kalbrek009 20
How does a 13 yr old girl know as much about hentai as you do...shouldn't know about such things....lol
cnparks1990 9
cuz im a genius
breakinlegs 19
Watch the documentary on Netflix about bronies, it's pretty educational.
TheDrifter 24
Does it cover why they jerk off to brightly colored cartoon horses?
ninety 25
Lol, somebody actually made an educational documentary on bronies?
blackonblight 33
Apparently less than 30 seconds pass before you see a fedora. That should tell you something.