By Anonymous - 14/04/2017 02:00

Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 094
You deserved it 364

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Sleeper in the sheets, broken in the streets.

I wonder why you only had three days of freedom before this happened...

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katherinerose89 9

Ouch. So sorry.

Start the day with some stretches

mariri9206 32

More like start the day with some physical therapy. I've injured myself many times before and needed PT. Perhaps OP can benefit from it, too?

Sleeper in the sheets, broken in the streets.

mariri9206 32

This FML hurt me on a personal level and this made me laugh instead of being horrified (made me think of ankle injuries and I'm sensitive to that) so, legitimately, seriously, and from the bottom of my heart, thank you.

Ouch, sounds painful...

I wonder why you only had three days of freedom before this happened...