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Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 10 April 2017 13:33 /
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By  katherinerose89  |  9

Ouch. So sorry.

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  mariri9206  |  32

More like start the day with some physical therapy. I've injured myself many times before and needed PT. Perhaps OP can benefit from it, too?

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  mariri9206  |  32

This FML hurt me on a personal level and this made me laugh instead of being horrified (made me think of ankle injuries and I'm sensitive to that) so, legitimately, seriously, and from the bottom of my heart, thank you.

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