Crazy best friend

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 18:00

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Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the door. She then saw us, and asked if she can join. FML
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ajh1800 25

Why was your door unlocked if you were having sex?

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KingAdrock 16

This. ALWAYS lock the door. Doesn't matter if no one else is home, or they're gone at work, whatever. You will NEVER regret locking the door. You eventually WILL regret NOT locking the door.

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azouwa 26

That's no reason to stop.

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magnumpeyote66 6

Seems like a waste not to have let your friend join

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Vanessa Bryan 6

Not bi, not attracted, committed relationship? Those are pretty good reasons

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ajh1800 25

Why was your door unlocked if you were having sex?

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KingAdrock 16

This. ALWAYS lock the door. Doesn't matter if no one else is home, or they're gone at work, whatever. You will NEVER regret locking the door. You eventually WILL regret NOT locking the door.

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lovelyhippos 15

They could be roommates. a lot of houses also dont have locks on the bedroom doors so she could have easily entered if they're roommates.

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ajh1800 25

If I had a room mate, a boyfriend, and a room that didn't have a locking door, I'd buy a new door knob with a lock. You never know. Also, if you know that the room mate is home, and you know your door doesn't lock, why would have sex under those conditions?

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Because people usually respect a closed door.

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ajh1800 25

You'd be surprised...people can be pretty ignorant and inconsiderate

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Levi2411 41

Sometime the lock doesn't work or to be frank, there isn't one.

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Mathalamus 24

This. It's unusual for bedrooms to have a lock, where I am.

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alycion 38

I would so install a sliding lock or pad lock if my door didn’t have one.

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sophiehelen 32

Where I am it's uncommon to have a lock on bedrooms doors

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Charles McClure 6

Sounds like a good time between friends. Where's the fml?

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J15237 25

Um its a bit much to call this an FML. I mean that could have been exciting to try. I have never been in that situation so I am not sure how I would have reacted.

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shannon2348 14

Does no one on here know how to lock a door? ydi

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bl3ur0z3 17

You're not going to share with your bestie?

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Vanessa Bryan 6

Locked or unlocked, I expect people to knock before they open my bedroom door. It’s called being polite. They screamed “go away.” That means go away. The drunk girl’s behavior was intrusive. Personally I wouldn’t be that angry. I would get up and escort her drunk ass out of the room, then have a chat with her the next day. Boundaries, sweetheart.

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