Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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hardonforjesus 10
Yeah, you don't sound judgmental at all...
expectcriticism 13
if my son was doing that I'd be pretty judgmental too, that's just weird on too many levels
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Comments (434)
uarudeassbitchyo 17
When did the My little Pony phase started it's more popular on teens Lol I wanna know why??
SgtAssCheeks 21
I know a few bronies myself, mind they vary between 17 and 28 years of age. Apparently, it has something to do with an excellent cast of characters and great development. I watched an episode or two to see what all the fuss is about and I surprised myself being oddly satisfied, but in a weird and shameful manner. Seduced by a show that, at first sight, caters to 7 year old girls. But it goes so much further then that. Not a show I'd personally follow, but I do believe there is potential and I understand how it could have a steady fanbase of all age and gender.
frizz101 22
The best part is that it's innocent and is about pure unadulterated friendship. The fact the cloppers are around is a scourge on the MLP fan base.
uarudeassbitchyo 17
Thank you! I was confused with all of this until now (:
RedPillSucks 33
Not sure why you were thumbed down for just asking a question. Some things can't be easily answered by google.
sandwich_thief 7
Omg! I love your profile picture!
rawr_ily96 24
Yes. An amazing show with the princess of our childhood herself, Tara Strong, as one of the main characters. Damn you, rule 34!!! DAMN YOU!!!
kolby12309 26
For me my sister would always watch it on the couch and I would see it every day when I walked in and I ended up watching it it's not that bad
Rainhawk94 27
Link?
iJUSTINsane 12
Google: Clop clop
Sniper_Chick4110 20
4chan
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Tumblr
kittykat033 10
"I'm not a judgmental man but....(begins judging)" Bravo, OP, bravo
expectcriticism 13
my comment wasn't meant as a response to this one but the one it was intended for seems to have disappeared after I posted it.. well sorry about that, please disregard both comments
FucYoCouch 13
I'm pretty sure he meant that he wouldn't judge if his son was just into My Little Pony. That isn't the case. He's making **** out of a cartoon GENERALLY targeted towards a younger a audience (I say General because I know there are teens and adults who like the show). Would you not judge had you found out that your son was taking an innocent show and twisting it into something like that?
kittykat033 10
I just think saying someone else is going to hell is a tad bit judgmental
Thunderstruck14 30
They do this stuff online, not on the television for little kids to see. People can have whatever **** they want (keep in mind this is animated, not real life stuff so its nothing illegal or in anyway hurtful to anyone) . Some people like the damn ponies, get over it. No one's airing it on nick junior or disney playhouse. Its on special websites, just like 'regular' ****.
Dillyduzit 23
You need to calm the **** down, Thunderstruck.
KeeLady 20
197- Couldn't agree more! So many speeches.
simplysarcastics 26
Thunderstruck do you have any fine lines or are you okay with everything? All your comments make me itch.
RedPillSucks 33
Thunderstruck14 will be joining OPs son in hell.
astrogirl_fml 7
Ok, you can explain what is happening when my little sisters see that shit. Like its a kid show, it isn't meant to be sexualize, but **** if you are at least tag it properly so that not just anyone can see it. Also I find it disturbing seeing older fanboysgirls at G rated events for little girls.
FucYoCouch 13
189, yeah. They do it online. That's your argument? When children spend most of their time online in today's world? Let me guess, you're gonna suggest that parents go out of their ******* way to block sites so a five year old won't google "MLP" and find Pony ****? **** that. You know what? Your comments all defend the son. That's fine. You don't like **** but made it a point to tell the world. That's fine too. But just as you have your right for jumping down everyone's throats for seeing this as wrong, NOT weird but wrong(since innocence is being slaughtered), we have the right to jump down yours and tell you our opinion. Don't like it? Then thumb down comments and keep your peace because your aggression won't change anyone's views.
GuiLD15 7
Good God is everyone so literal? Thats not judging. he's not actually condemning his son to hell. Its an FML and he's being off the cuff. thats obvious as hell. no pun intended.
frizz101 22
Go to google search, 189 and look up My Little Pony **** in google images. They are everywhere, and a little girl or boy typing in My Little Pony and the google instant is on they could see images of pony ****. It is NOT on a special website as you think.
JuliaKay14 33
Hell isn't real, genius. Your son can do what he wants without fear of an "all-loving" god sending him to burn.
kittykat033 10
You probably shouldn't pass off your religious beliefs as fact lol
expectcriticism 13
Maybe to some people it is. have you died and come back to life for you to claim whether or not it exists? I didn't think so, we'll all just have to wait till we're dead to find out
Turbo_Turtle 14
Well, F your son's life. You need to be more accepting. I don't know what Hentai is, but still. Earlier my parents scolded me AGAIN for loving the show.
Nickb55 16
Hentai is cartoon ****...
ItsMeDiegoG 8
Hentai is cartoon ****. His son makes My Little Pony ****.
nix1993 41
It's anime ****. My Little Pony hentai is wrong on so many levels.
i_h8t_everything 12
#17- ever hear of the modern miracle that we call "Wikipedia"? No?
frizz101 22
See I don't think he would be so upset if his son was just into MLP, but the fact is that his son is taking an innocent cartoon and making **** out of it. I think people have a right to be judgmental if someone is taking an innocent cartoon and turning it into **** perfect for pedophiles.
xXDemonWolfXx 13
You ******* retarded **** its ******* ANIME **** NOT ******* CARTOON **** ANIME IS NOT A ******* CARTOON!!!!
BlueeyedLindsey 8
It's cartoon ****, about My Little Pony. I'm pretty sure most would be judgmental
syed121417 22
Hentai is anime ****. So his son is bascially making cartoon ponies screw eachother, I would judgement, too.
KissMyAnthia200 12
Hentai(from what I've heard) is Japanese **** consisting of random shit like tentacles and,apparently,MLP.Disgusting shit.Don't look at it.
worldclassrager 41
Try to spark his interest in something more boyish?
laden_swallow09 35
Yeah! Get him on Sailor Moon hentai like a normal 15-yr-old boy! /sarcasm
DarkSaul 20
Isn't pony hentai boyish enough?
junkman6 22
Hahaha sailor moon reference. I'm surprised it took that long to pop up in the comments! "Boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing."
RedPillSucks 33
@77 even non-sarcasm, that's a great comment. I gotta hardon for sailor moon
flashback_fml 14
Lol sounds like you raised him right. Jk
CaptainBlack 18
"Jk! You raised him entirely wrong! hahahaha"
gameover18 17
LOL XD Cartoon ****. Dude leave him he will grow out of it. It could be worse
JBChristian 47
Could you give us an example of worse?
_G0D_ 9
Masturbating with stuffed animals covered in peanut butter?
duuuh1 11
Absolutely anything on clips4sale lol
gameover18 17
4Chan. That is all.
Thunderstruck14 30
Worse? Okay, a worse thing to like sexually would be raping children. But making cartoon ****? That must be soooo terrible.
meli1195 31
You should just stop thunderstruck.... People are getting annoyed
DKjazz 20
Real live horse bukkake? Elephant/Rhinoceros cross-species scat ****? Headless necrophiliac DP? No matter how bad it is, it can always get worse. Much worse.
kate_themediocre 6
Oh my god **** off thunderstruck.
KissMyAnthia200 12
Yeah,let him grow up to be a world-class pedophile.That'll work.Put your foot down and stop his little operation!
KissMyAnthia200 12
Rule 34
Catuser 14
Yea! I'll get a neighbor!
JMichael 26
I've never gotten the point of cartoon ****.
GuiLD15 7
Well, I think the most innocent of motives would be masturbating without feeling guilty for sinning (defiling a woman in your imagination). If you think about it, would fapping to hentai really be wrong?
frizz101 22
I don't think most people have a problem with Henti, I think the problem is when people make henti out of innocent cartoons like MLP, spongebob, or dear god, even the Rugrats.
skipper2009 18
I'm into hentai and I do not see it as sexual at all (aka masturbating to it).
kate_themediocre 6
324 I really just don't understand this comment at all. You're into this form of ****, yet don't see it as sexual? What?