Today, a creepy man on the subway said he liked my eyeballs. It was the best compliment I've received in months. FML
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Jimboom
| 11
Probably because he either wanted to lick them or eat them
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N07H666
| 0
that's one creative pickup line!!! I gotta remember that one
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King_of_Kings
| 3
lmfao
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Jimboom
| 11
Probably because he either wanted to lick them or eat them
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Atmaster
| 3
I agree I hate creepy newyork subway men
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ChaCerCam
| 14
Run! He wants to scoop them out with a spoon!
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vdturner25
| 15
#2 has a point. Sounds like fuckin jeepers creepers back again. Watch yourself
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PiousHeretic
| 0
Ohhh, baby!
I mean.. eyeballs! Really?
I mean.. eyeballs! Really?
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foodlord
| 5
UHe was busy having eye sex with u
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shalvius
| 3
that's odd
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stephypoo
| 4
maybe he wanted em for his own personal pleasure...?
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N07H666
| 0
that's one creative pickup line!!! I gotta remember that one
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Jimboom
| 11
Maybe he was a bit drunk and was trying to say what nice eyes you had?
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nah_fml
| 0
watever it was.. dont be sad.. you are beautiful in your own way! :)
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Big_Pick
| 0
Oh the true definition of irony!
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DamUrLyfeSukz
| 0
uhhh i guess...what a way to boost ya self esteem