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Today, a creepy man on the subway said he liked my eyeballs. It was the best compliment I've received in months. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname - / Thursday 5 March 2009 00:29 / United States

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By Jimboom | 11

#15998 - Thursday 5 March 2009 12:45

Probably because he either wanted to lick them or eat them

By N07H666 | 0

#16082 - Thursday 5 March 2009 14:21

that's one creative pickup line!!! I gotta remember that one

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By King_of_Kings | 3

#15976 - Thursday 5 March 2009 12:24

lmfao

By Jimboom | 11

#15998 - Thursday 5 March 2009 12:45

Probably because he either wanted to lick them or eat them

Atmaster | 3

#968370 - Friday 26 March 2010 4:27

I agree I hate creepy newyork subway men

ChaCerCam | 14

#6015096 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 9:49

Run! He wants to scoop them out with a spoon!

vdturner25 | 15

#6362342 - Sunday 26 July 2015 22:54

#2 has a point. Sounds like fuckin jeepers creepers back again. Watch yourself

By PiousHeretic | 0

#16019 - Thursday 5 March 2009 13:04

Ohhh, baby!

I mean.. eyeballs! Really?

foodlord | 5

#3348669 - Monday 26 September 2011 10:05

UHe was busy having eye sex with u

By shalvius | 3

#16037 - Thursday 5 March 2009 13:19

that's odd

By stephypoo | 4

#16040 - Thursday 5 March 2009 13:23

maybe he wanted em for his own personal pleasure...?

By N07H666 | 0

#16082 - Thursday 5 March 2009 14:21

that's one creative pickup line!!! I gotta remember that one

By Jimboom | 11

#16094 - Thursday 5 March 2009 14:32

Maybe he was a bit drunk and was trying to say what nice eyes you had?

By nah_fml | 0

#16096 - Thursday 5 March 2009 14:34

watever it was.. dont be sad.. you are beautiful in your own way! :)

By Big_Pick | 0

#16141 - Thursday 5 March 2009 15:39

Oh the true definition of irony!

By DamUrLyfeSukz | 0

#16158 - Thursday 5 March 2009 15:57

uhhh i guess...what a way to boost ya self esteem

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