By Noname - 05/03/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, a creepy man on the subway said he liked my eyeballs. It was the best compliment I've received in months. FML
I agree, your life sucks 64 372
You deserved it 4 030

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Probably because he either wanted to lick them or eat them

that's one creative pickup line!!! I gotta remember that one

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Probably because he either wanted to lick them or eat them

I agree I hate creepy newyork subway men

Run! He wants to scoop them out with a spoon!

#2 has a point. Sounds like fuckin jeepers creepers back again. Watch yourself

Ohhh, baby! I mean.. eyeballs! Really?

UHe was busy having eye sex with u

maybe he wanted em for his own personal pleasure...?

that's one creative pickup line!!! I gotta remember that one

Maybe he was a bit drunk and was trying to say what nice eyes you had?

watever it was.. dont be sad.. you are beautiful in your own way! :)

Oh the true definition of irony!

uhhh i guess...what a way to boost ya self esteem