Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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hardonforjesus 10
Yeah, you don't sound judgmental at all...
expectcriticism 13
if my son was doing that I'd be pretty judgmental too, that's just weird on too many levels
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Comments (434)
Waredo_Dyrge 11
MLP: Good. ****: Also good. MLP ****: Horrifying.
XREFLECTION 2
Yea I'm a brony but he's going to hell
dallez2 1
Why is he going to hell? For being who he is man thats a good mom!!!!!
darkfireflame 15
"I'm not judgmental but..." Yeah YDI just for that line.
vinylscratchp0n3 23
Yeah, anybody who says "I'm not X, but..." can be nothing but whatever X is.
ZombieBronyParty 0
"I'm not a judgmental man, but I'm going to judge my own son to the worst fate possible." Yeah, that's basically what you said. A fetish is a fetish. If he isn't throwing it in your face or hurting someone, calm down. Some people get off on feet or chicks with dicks. Calm down.
Purrlock_Holmes 10
I think it may be a tad harsh to say he's going to hell. I mean most boys start looking at **** around 15-16 right? I think that maybe you should talk with him about it and tell him your views on what he's doing and why you think it's inappropriate for a boy his age. Good luck if you do talk to him about it!!!
LoganMatthewS 4
I'll say hi
TheJohnses 8
Please grow some ******* backbone and deal with the fact that not everyone approves of your favorite thing.
carbuncle776 12
Oh nooooo!!!
Airihi 7
Lol! Love the fact that you can tell that all the people complaining about the op being judgemental have no idea what the Hell hentai is. Hentai is explicit perverse sex.