Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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hardonforjesus 10
Yeah, you don't sound judgmental at all...
expectcriticism 13
if my son was doing that I'd be pretty judgmental too, that's just weird on too many levels
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Comments (434)
MrsPlague 11
I think those of you calling him judgmental are just ridiculous. He's his FATHER. He has every right not to approve of MLP **** and his son drawing it. On top of that, it's technically illegal for him to draw and submit such images anyway. This is coming from a Pegasister who would fully expect her dad (or mom) to not approve. If it was your child, you wouldn't either.
zeep92 18
Hey, at least he's passionate about something...? :S
undead_brony 1
bronies get hate from everywhere now.
MissAng 5
Yeaaahh, I'm a fan of the show, but this stuff is just too much... then again, I can easily say you can find this stuff in almost all fandoms.
zachld 5
I'm a brony myself, and I agree that others take it too far sometime. But you should not scold him for watching the show.
Purrlock_Holmes 10
I agree. It has good morals to it. He could be watching shows that are worse.
phalanxia 3
Whilst my little pony seems to be an ageless mystery appealing to a large span of people there is a dark side to the fandom. Even the creators do not understand why it became so dark but they do not interfere with it. As to your son I wouldn't say that he is strange or unbalanced, more than likely will be successful and have a healthy relationship with gf/bf later in life. The expression of "norm" is only valid to the community obeying it.
MymB612 14
Yes, you ARE a judgmental man. Shame on you for being ashamed of your son for having a harmless hobby. So it's not everyone's cup of tea, so what? You should be proud of his abilities, creativity and imagination. I hope you leave him be who he wants to be.
DeadpoolsFinest 5
I am sooooo ******* sorry.
Austino_yo 11
I just don't get it... Bronies are ponies right? Which means its basically animal P*rn. Gross
ky_the_wicked 0
At least hes not doing drugs or robbing people. Not like hes hirting amything doing it m8