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Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML


I agree, your life sucks (51717) - you deserved it (3316)

On 03/23/2013 at 7:43am - animals - by Hurrikhan - New Zealand (Canterbury)

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I guess you can hope the person hasn't really seen your dog and is just playing a sick joke?

#5 - On 03/23/2013 at 11:19am by daytoday21

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That's why you should always probe your dog with a censor.

#2 - On 03/23/2013 at 11:18am by LupusDie

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