Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML
Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML
Today, I got back from a two-week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my roommate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
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daytoday21 10
I guess you can hope the person hasn't really seen your dog and is just playing a sick joke?
LupusDie 9
That's why you should always probe your dog with a censor.
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Comments (134)
Cysioland 8
It's common in our country, but they also call you and tell, that to get the dog you need to give them money.
appelflap 22
The only advise I have is a very bad one but still.. Try to figure out who it is and if they have kids. Trade one for your dog. I know, I'm going to hell for this..
MarshmallowKills 6
what a bastard, i hope you get/got your dog back
CaroAurelia 12
If it were my dog, that'd be the number one way to get your ass beaten.
daemonsparta 16
thats why my dogs are chipped. knock knock, whos there? the lapd ****** give me my dog.
fantasyworld 39
Did you at least chip your dog?
rabid_otaku 29
FINGERPRINT DUST THE DAMN THING