Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML
Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML
Today, I got back from a two-week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my roommate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
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daytoday21 10
I guess you can hope the person hasn't really seen your dog and is just playing a sick joke?
LupusDie 9
That's why you should always probe your dog with a censor.
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Comments (134)
Tr10162002 3
That is mean
shadowdragon1 1
The bastard stole ur dog damn him and yes it's true they do get out even if they are secured to
mokielove 10
if I lost my dog I would cry. my dog is my baby. I feel so bad for you.
limitedition 25
The worst thing is not knowing if it is just some jerk trying to troll you or if the asshat actually has your dog. Keep looking OP & I hope you find your dog safe and sound.
FlyingPie 17
That son of a bitch. It's a dog-eat-dog world.
Ninjin1986 23
Aw I'm sorry. Hope it was just a joke and you get your dog back.
aj9090 9
Lol. Sorry. That really sucks.
ballpython 15
OP, At the Kansas city Humane Society it costs $25 to get your dog chipped. I don't know what it costs in your city, but it is worth it. I hope you find your dog. Best of luck.
Axel5238 29
I feel bad for the OP. Unfortunately, people find crap like that funny now. It used to be if you did stuff like that you were a dick. Now it's "trolling" for the "lulz". Damn kids.
AerBear115 15
Time to call the police